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OWLS
« on: August 10, 2021, 11:23:29 PM »
make a new thread for owls

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2021, 11:29:45 PM »
I was camping at the weekend and got rudely awoken just before dawn by some owls cunting on. Still like them, though!

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2021, 11:36:02 PM »
Your wish is my command.



U fukin wot mate?

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2021, 11:40:25 PM »


Oh, Ron.

Re: OWLS
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2021, 11:47:57 PM »
Is this the thread where I can discuss abhorrent messages I have been sent? I haven't actually received any abhorrent messages, I just want to know whether this is the thread if I had.

Here is a picture of the Lidl LED owl that I saw yesterday.


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Re: OWLS
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2021, 11:55:02 PM »

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2021, 11:56:10 PM »
Your wish is my command.



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Re: OWLS
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2021, 12:01:55 AM »
Barred owl in a Pacific Northwest forest.


Pretty sure you have to ask its permission to pass.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2021, 12:07:26 AM »
barn owls are amazing if you ever see one gliding about silently in the golden hour. easy to see how people could mistake them for ghosts.

stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!! hahha!!!

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2021, 12:13:42 AM »
Barred owl in a Pacific Northwest forest.


Pretty sure you have to ask its permission to pass.

No, if you look carefully, it’s the ghost of Queen Victoria, passing left to right.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2021, 12:25:23 AM »

That's about the most hacked off looking bird I've ever seen. Possibly because someone stole its trousers.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2021, 12:28:20 AM »
When I went to Eindhoven I found a huge charity shop that was like a charity department store. It had an owl department.


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Re: OWLS
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2021, 12:31:03 AM »

apple have got the feds on their way. enjoy the county jail, sicko

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2021, 12:45:14 AM »


Now I haz a hat.

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2021, 01:16:09 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2021, 01:25:21 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2021, 06:28:57 AM »


Ronnie & Reggie

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2021, 07:14:21 AM »
barn owls are amazing if you ever see one gliding about silently in the golden hour. easy to see how people could mistake them for ghosts.

stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!! hahha!!!

I lived in empty North Norfolk.  Barn owls floated over wet grass in the dimpsy gloaming, translucent petals.  Weightless in the dream light.  As numinous as it fucking gets really.  Now I live in the South, sweltering night air measured, tempered, by the dripping clock of the scops owl.  Also, a Little Owl in childhood and Verreaux's eagle-owl, my relative's friend.

These are the owls of my life.

Re: OWLS
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2021, 08:26:37 AM »
It's North Norfolk Digitowl, they rebranded

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2021, 09:08:08 AM »
The guy on the right is a tawny frogmouth. They aren’t owls but are often mistaken for them, so strictly speaking this post is off-topic.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2021, 11:45:18 AM »
I was camping at the weekend and got rudely awoken just before dawn by some owls cunting on. Still like them, though!


Best send them a PM

Re: OWLS
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2021, 12:47:57 PM »
The guy on the right is a tawny frogmouth. They aren’t owls but are often mistaken for them, so strictly speaking this post is off-topic.

They're near enough owls, bless 'em. The poor sods look like they've been overlooked their whole lives, just cos they lack sufficiently curved talons; it's heartbreaking.



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Re: OWLS
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2021, 12:52:15 PM »
Wow, I just clicked on this thread for the first time and Mary Anne Hobbs and the hilarious Shawn Keavenny immediately started talking about how much they like owls.

Re: OWLS
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2021, 12:56:30 PM »
I defy anyone to listen to the intermezzo from Cavalleria Rusticana (as I am now) while lookin' at matey here, without sobbing. :(



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Re: OWLS
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2021, 01:14:16 PM »
Imagine how moving a funeral procession would be if the chief mourners all carried a tawny frog-mouth :(





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Re: OWLS
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2021, 01:23:13 PM »
WITH AN OWL!!!


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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2021, 01:29:26 PM »
Where's wolly?


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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2021, 01:38:17 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2021, 02:20:00 PM »


Edit:didn't see previous with an owl post. Apologies gang.

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