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Re: OWLS
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2021, 03:07:12 PM »
A mention in the big book of OWLS!

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twit terwoo's still screaming

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2021, 06:23:46 PM »
"Get off me!"

Re: OWLS
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2021, 08:03:25 PM »
Found these three in the garden, at the foot of the chestnut tree. I suspect the largest chick has booted them out the nest.



I've since learned that it's best to leave a stranded owlet where it's fallen and the parents will continue to feed it where it lies. O well.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2021, 09:35:00 PM »
Those aren't owls - they're Boris Johnson's latest batch of Young Tories.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #65 on: August 12, 2021, 09:55:55 PM »

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2021, 12:10:14 AM »
Sick of owls now. Fuck 'em in the beak.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #67 on: August 13, 2021, 03:06:16 PM »
You go round to your parents' house, you haven't seen them for a while. Your mum seems a bit quiet when she answers the door. You walk into the living room and there is a naked man lying on the sofa, with his back to you. Your parents stand on either side of you, silent. As you watch, a little owl emerges from the man's anus and fixes you with its bright yellow eyes. It hops around a bit and then returns to the man's back burrow. "We don't do anything anymore without the anus owl's approval" your dad informs you, putting a hand on your shoulder.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2021, 03:18:36 PM »
Owls Owls Owls
long legs and yellow beaks
Owls Owls Owls
Catching mice as tasty treats

Re: OWLS
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2021, 05:43:42 PM »


I saw a Owl over here early on friday morning. Surprised it by accident as it sat on a fence post then it was mooching about under the crags and flew off to a ledge on a cliff.
 Might have been short eared but it was too dark to tell. If you happen to spot it could you let me know? Thanks.

jenna appleseed

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2021, 11:17:22 PM »
toy baby wols



real baby owls?

(you can't fool me, these are fuzzy pipe-cleaner turkey abominations)

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #71 on: August 17, 2021, 11:20:37 PM »


*runs out of thread screaming, chased by owls*

Re: OWLS
« Reply #72 on: August 17, 2021, 11:20:50 PM »

Re: OWLS
« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2021, 11:33:22 PM »



Look like they are about to drop their new album.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #74 on: August 18, 2021, 03:22:29 PM »
Look like they are about to drop their new album.

like an egg, an owls egg

Re: OWLS
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2021, 08:03:27 PM »
[tag]Cockney Allen Ginsberg returns to his Bardo.[/tag]

Re: OWLS
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2021, 11:09:24 AM »
four owls on your crest
twit terwoo's still screaming
Relegation into League 1
Never stopped me dreaming

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2021, 12:18:22 PM »
When my grandmother died moved into a care home, I inherited a pendant not at all dissimilar to this -



At the time I thought it was a piece of 70s junk that she picked up on holiday somewhere.  Wrong.  Apparently the green is jade, and it's from the 1950s.  Well, fuck my hat.

O
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Re: OWLS
« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2021, 12:26:34 PM »
When my grandmother died moved into a care home, I inherited a pendant not at all dissimilar to this -



At the time I thought it was a piece of 70s junk that she picked up on holiday somewhere.  Wrong.  Apparently the green is jade, and it's from the 1950s.  Well, fuck my hat.

O
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That's cool as fuck

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2021, 12:52:06 PM »
I know, right?  Meanwhile, the sprog (now teenager) has one of these -



It's almost as if my family likes owls.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2021, 04:15:30 PM »
I know, right?  Meanwhile, the sprog (now teenager) has one of these -



It's almost as if my family likes (C)owls.

FTFY

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #82 on: August 19, 2021, 04:29:38 PM »
I have The Fear.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #83 on: August 19, 2021, 05:47:26 PM »
The Cowells are not what they seem.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2021, 06:52:00 PM »

Will Self or Bryan Ferry and Hedwig have let themselves go.


Done a thread about them bastards.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2021, 06:37:51 PM »

Re: OWLS
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2021, 08:41:22 PM »
Well, that's /\ the most boring 43s I've ever spent.

Re: OWLS
« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2021, 06:08:34 AM »


I saw a Owl over here early on friday morning. Surprised it by accident as it sat on a fence post then it was mooching about under the crags and flew off to a ledge on a cliff.
 Might have been short eared but it was too dark to tell. If you happen to spot it could you let me know? Thanks.

Just been over there an hour ago but there were too many midgies to comfortably stop and let you know Ive seen the owl again sat on the same fence post.

Still dont know what flavour it is though. Cheers.

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Re: OWLS
« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2021, 07:54:44 AM »


I saw a Owl over here early on friday morning. Surprised it by accident as it sat on a fence post then it was mooching about under the crags and flew off to a ledge on a cliff.
 Might have been short eared but it was too dark to tell. If you happen to spot it could you let me know? Thanks.
All right jack straw

Re: OWLS
« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2021, 08:25:44 AM »
I'm worried that I should be offended but I don't know why as thats gone right over my head.

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