The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[Blue Jam]

"Testicles of my species, these are!"

[Chollis]

Carrot Top

[Glebe]

Cheers Bluey!

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

In which case, I feel my seven-hour, five-CD Sounds of screaming frogs box set may have been a wasted investment.

Some gems in them thar frog-infested hills.

[Sonny_Jim]

On the topic of "Franz Ferdinand have just emailed me to say that their drummer has left the band"

does this start a world war then

[Paul Calf]

To their credit, the lodges in Whitechapel put down a very early investment in all the Jack the Ripper tours and museums that now operate in the area.

[Johnny Foreigner]

More Franz Ferdinand.

That's nothing compared to the mistake I made with the chorus.

Clever clogs...

[Better Midlands]

"Men and women should have different rights"? Well, why not move to one of the many, many countries where that's the case my dear.

[Butchers Blind]

[Smeraldina Rima]

welcome to the thread of mansplaining how to go to the toilet

[bigfatheart]

Jockstrap
Porridge Radio

Turn that shit up!

[Butchers Blind]

Nicholas Lyndhurst picks up a really fit girl at a bar, chats her up and invites her to his hotel room. When they get there things get hot and heavy, and she insists that he penetrate her from behind. She gets into the kneel position and pulls her dress over her head, revealing the Cassandra Miscarriage tattoo covering her back with I'M SORRY RODNEE written in cursive across the small of her back, tramp stamp style. He's paralyzed with fear.

"come on what are you waiting for"

[Glebe]

Mr. F is killing it with those When Louis Met... things!

[Johnny Foreigner]

The aliens were flying about making their fried eggs and bacon with the same non-stick teflon pan every single day for nine years and they all got colon cancer and without a pilot their ship (the FRY-UP-LVR 005) crashed into a weather balloon.

The reason this was never made public is that what the autopsy revealed about their bowels... no human mind could handle it.

[Blue Jam]

She doesn't need to be alive to do any of that stuff.

Very fair point.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Excellent stuff

[Mobius]

That OFAH thread made me laugh loads

[AllisonSays]

What a squid game you play, to make me feel this way
What a squid thing to do, to let me dream of you

Very silly, possibly only made me laugh because I'm not totally awake, but there you go.

[Better Midlands]

Can imagine an episode where Fraiser Crane is appalled to find out the actor who plays him an alternate universe where he is a fictional stooge in a popular sitcom is paid 125k less than Everybody Loves Raymond.

"Well, you see, Fraiser, EVERYBODY loves Raymond!"

'Oh shut up Niles!!!'

[Glebe]

oh god https://vocaroo.com/16ShvtqBJ7v2

[poo]

+1

[Twonty Gostelow]

You could understand the words in the old days.

[idunnosomename]

Hi James [Corden] could you please roll off a sloped roof and burst like a pumpkin on the driveway?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Yea that corden one got me good

[Glebe]

Fuck me, that's decent Replies. Loud chuckle at that.

[buttgammon]

Big Baby (1974)- Cyrill Smith as a baby with an ambitious mother (Sian Phillips) travelling up and down the country trying to get him into TV adverts. Smith is larger than life but never plays out of character as a baby. No mention is made of his unusual size and in the universe of the film he is just a normal baby. Its funny of course because you have Cyrill Smith in a nappy with his whole body shaved; you see him throwing tantrums, gurgling, giggling, being pushed around in a giant pram etc but its definitely not a comedy and has a fairly bleak outlook.

A horrible image but fortunately, also a very funny one.

[chveik]

Nominative determinism at work.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Anyone here seen Squid Game? It's a Kraken show.

[Glebe]

Haha! V. good!

[Dex Sawash]

"There's no buffet".