At this stage, why the fuck not..

[robhug]

imagine having that amount of unwavering self belief

he's not at all bright but achieved quite a bit just on the back of that

[Fambo Number Mive]

Watch an animation of the new trade envoys here: https://twitter.com/trussliz/status/1429744905065308162

[idunnosomename]

Hardly pixar is it

[SpiderChrist]

i hope he gets eaten by a koala snake or whatever it is they've got on that godforsaken continent

[Twit 2]

I want Ian Botham to go to my house and fuck my dad

I'd like your dad to fuck me at Ian Botham's house

[steve98]

Why not just let Paddy McGuiness present everything on TV: car-shit, quiz-shows, moments of national mourning, the news, political debates, documentaries, kid''s stuff - the lot... might as fucking well.

[Jittlebags]

To be fair, Kate Hoey deserves Ghana. I hope she likes fu-fu.

[non capisco]

There's a Savile episode of that programme where the kids grill Botham, 'Open To Question'. Surprise surprise, he comes across as a total psychopath.

Trigger warning: UHuhUHuhUH, now then now then, disgusting old paedo rapist, as it 'appens

[evilcommiedictator]

Martin/Molloy did a thing on Botham and Australians in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLa9ZVr1tlk

[steve98]

There's a Savile episode of that programme where the kids grill Botham, 'Open To Question'. Surprise surprise, he comes across as a total psychopath.

Trigger warning: UHuhUHuhUH, now then now then, disgusting old paedo rapist, as it 'appens

Imagine being able to build a hugely successful career out of being able to wiggle a cigar, and go "Uhuhuhuh 'Ow's about that then, guys 'n' gals," and "Now then now then, pop-pickers, uhuhuhuh," and nothing else. Nothing else at all.

[Ferris]

Open to Questions is now my new favourite tv show. Those Scottish kids absolutely roasting whatever grade A berk and/or egomaniac they've tempted into the show. Terrific.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Imagine being able to build a hugely successful career out of being able to wiggle a cigar, and go "Uhuhuhuh 'Ow's about that then, guys 'n' gals," and "Now then now then, pop-pickers, uhuhuhuh," and nothing else. Nothing else at all.

Watching the Paralympic opening ceremony this afternoon and hearing that the Olympic flame started off at Stoke Mandeville I had an idle thought that if it'd have happened 20 years ago you just know that Uncle-Jimm-Eh-now-then-now-then would have inveigled himself into the proceedings, insisting he carry the torch the first half mile or something.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Imagine being able to build a hugely successful career out of being able to wiggle a cigar, and go "Uhuhuhuh 'Ow's about that then, guys 'n' gals," and "Now then now then, pop-pickers, uhuhuhuh," and nothing else. Nothing else at all.

If Savile had said 'pop-pickers' Alan Freeman would have fucking battered him.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The reaction shot at 6:07 of the Botham one had me laffing.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Botham had the poor lad like this