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Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2021, 05:24:33 PM »
Mr. Porky's are very much the Carling of the the scratching world, ubiquitous and a bit shit.

I'd put them in second place, behind Midland Snacks. AFAIK I've never tasted Carling.

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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2021, 05:52:30 PM »
- Fitter, happier
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- Comfortable
- Not drinking too much
- Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
- Roundness of the face
- Itchy lungs
- Jowl redaction
- Peppered alveoli
- Cobbler's Stoop
- Delusions of grandeur
- Henged gait
- Misshapen grogans
- Mingey countenance (not Mangey; see below)
- Zimmerman's Faucet
- Mange of the regions
- Excessive slurping of soup
- Despair and paranoia
- Suicidal thoughts
- Applications for membership of local Freemasons lodge
- Bollock hardness
- Bollock softness
- Excessively middling or mid-par bollock texture
- Headbutting walls and doors
- Monomania and transphobia
- Permanent loss of family and career
- Even pet hates you
- Penury Lice
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- A pig
- In a cage
- Being skinned for pub snacks

Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2021, 07:04:49 PM »
I'd put them in second place, behind Midland Snacks. AFAIK I've never tasted Carling.

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I quite like Mr Porky's overall but I would put the Mr Porky's Prime Cuts at or maybe even slightly above the Midland ones. I like the Real Pork Scratching Coleman's ones, but you could just get a superior scratching and dip it in mustard.

Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2021, 07:17:31 PM »
I don’t know how it happened as we weren’t allowed to accept gifts, but every time colleagues inspected the Midland Snacks plant they used to arrive back at the office with a large polythene bag of freshly cooked scratchings. Very nice they were too, from what I remember. I rarely touch them now though as my teeth are too fucked.

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Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2021, 07:29:55 PM »
You are meant to eat them?

no you are supposed to only look at their eyelashes in wonder

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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2021, 07:38:28 PM »
you scratch my pork, i'll scratch yours

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« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2021, 08:25:16 PM »
I like it when you get one with hairs on it. It's like getting a Kit Kat finger that's chocolate all the way through.

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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2021, 09:59:27 PM »
My dad claims he once got a KitKat Chunky that was chocolate all the way through. Not sure I believe him.

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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2021, 10:02:19 PM »
My dad claims he once got a KitKat Chunky that was chocolate all the way through. Not sure I believe him.

Do you mean he got a can of kit-e-cat, and it was jelly all the way through? That used to happen.

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« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2021, 10:04:21 PM »
https://www.snafflingpig.co.uk/products/monthly-case-of-50-x-45g-pork-crackling

A monthly subscription of 50 bags of pork crackling.

Surely eating that quantity of pork crackling is not to be encouraged. It's like a beer subscription that sends you 500 pints.

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« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2021, 10:22:17 PM »
What sort of wretched cunt wants to lay out 60 quid a month on rendered pig dermis

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« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2021, 10:23:03 PM »
Good scratchings them. 50 bags though, mate.

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« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2021, 10:23:17 PM »
What sort of wretched cunt wants to lay out 60 quid a month on rendered pig dermis

(slowly putting wallet away) haha yeah that would be.... haha

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Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2021, 10:28:40 PM »
I wouldn't stop there, there's a temporal and biological world of fuckdown.

- Roundness of the face
- Itchy lungs
- Jowl redaction
- Peppered alveoli
- Cobbler's Stoop
- Delusions of grandeur
- Henged gait
- Misshapen grogans
- Mingey countenance (not Mangey; see below)
- Zimmerman's Faucet
- Mange of the regions
- Excessive slurping of soup
- Despair and paranoia
- Suicidal thoughts
- Applications for membership of local Freemasons lodge
- Bollock hardness
- Bollock softness
- Excessively middling or mid-par bollock texture
- Headbutting walls and doors
- Monomania and transphobia
- Permanent loss of family and career
- Even pet hates you
- Penury Lice
- Fingal's Leer

-Partisan gash

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« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2021, 10:32:31 PM »
https://www.snafflingpig.co.uk/products/pig-of-doom-gifting-jar

Just think they shipped these specially when they could have simply contaminated the existing products with salmonella years ago.

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« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2021, 11:03:16 PM »
Had a proto-mandela effect over Mr Porkys years ago yukking it up with someone about how macabre it was that Mr Porkys logo was a pig in a butchers hat holding a cleaver but they never had any such logo

not as bad as the walkers crisps one or fruit of the loom but still aggravating

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« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2021, 01:37:09 AM »
Had a proto-mandela effect over Mr Porkys years ago yukking it up with someone about how macabre it was that Mr Porkys logo was a pig in a butchers hat holding a cleaver but they never had any such logo

Looks like it's just Mandela'd itself back into existence:



Well...he's vaguely porcine.

Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2021, 01:53:12 AM »


not as bad as the walkers crisps one or fruit of the loom but still aggravating

Please expand on the fruit of the loom logo issue.


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« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2021, 01:55:02 AM »
When I was 18 a friend swore that 'cooking' his toenails on a light bulb and eating them tasted just like a pork scratching. He went on to star in 24/7 with Bob Hoskins and then became some twatty artist so might be worth a try?

Who that then? Used to love that film, still might actually.

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« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2021, 03:53:00 AM »
Please expand on the fruit of the loom logo issue.

Remember at the end of the 90s when they removed the cornacopia from the label of their products? Never happened, they never had a cornacopia in their logo or on the label.

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« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2021, 04:47:33 AM »
Ah, thanks for the explanation.

If forced to remember it from memory Id have said it might have had bananas on.


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Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2021, 11:04:05 AM »
I remember when the Mr porkys logo was a  greasy, naked James corden who was being sodomised with a granny Smith apple by an angry butcher. Corden is crying.

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« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2021, 11:44:13 AM »
Can't believe they are putting salmon in are pork scratchings i suppose they have to make them halal for all them moslem emigrunts to enjoy with their so-called non-alcoholic beer whats next vegan beef burger honestly i ask you

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Re: Pork scratchings products recall including some "Mr Porkys" products
« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2021, 12:55:43 PM »


Pork scratchings are the drug

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« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2021, 04:58:52 PM »
Roxy Music considerably ill with salmonella poisoning.

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« Reply #55 on: August 26, 2021, 05:44:20 PM »
That's funny I remember the Mr Porky's logo being a picture of me lifting someone up by the collar and tearfully yelling DONT MAKE FUN OF MY MANDELA EFFECT in their face

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