Nirvana Baby Cock

[robhug]

How much did Lionel Hutz reckon he could get this poor chap


Spencer Elden, the man who was photographed as a baby on the album cover for Nirvana's Nevermind, is suing the band alleging sexual exploitation.

The cover depicts Elden as a four-month-old in a swimming pool, grasping for a dollar bill that's being dangled in front of him on a fishing line.

Now 30, Elden says his parents never signed a release authorising the use of his image on the album.

He also alleges the nude image constitutes child pornography.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It would be great if he wins and ultimately Nirvana have done well haven't they, aside the dead one. You have got to give a bit back.

[Butchers Blind]

They need to get a paedophile to test if it's child pornography. Leave him in a closed room with the album cover and see what happens.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Anyone who has stolen this album from a record store is a paedophile, 100% paedophile, certain paedophile. Stonewall paedophile.

[robhug]

Anyone who has stolen this album from a record store is a paedophile, 100% paedophile, certain paedophile. Stonewall paedophile.

Its a thought that if he does win then anyone with this album at home is in possession of child pornography

string them all up i say

[Gurke and Hare]

Stonewall paedophile.

Alright, Linehan.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bit of backchat here all for making an innocent and earnest remark.

[Captain Z]

If he wins, he should only be allowed to claim his money if he can catch it off a fishing line whilst swimming naked.

[Kankurette]

I blame Courtney.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Roger Cook goes around to people's houses to berate them for owning Nevermind, and demand they burn the copy while he watches.

https://youtu.be/EkQ0EQLmO4w

[El Unicornio, mang]

His lawyer is going to have a great time explaining the numerous times that this guy has posed for recreations of the cover (including one where he offered to get his dick out) in the past.

[Kankurette]

Yeah, bit odd how all of a sudden he thinks Nirvana are a bunch of paeds when he's spent years milking the Nevermind Baby thing, innit?

[batwings]

<tag>Haitian dictator considers name change.

[Blumf]

[tag]The Scorpions whistle nonchalantly[/tag]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/dec/08/wikipedia-censorship

[Butchers Blind]

Virgin Killer "failed to attain any serious attention in the United States" but was "quite popular in Japan"

[Dex Sawash]

a dollar bill that's being dangled in front of him on a fishing line.

I've never seen the dollar bill. Mandela effect or confirmed nonce?

[checkoutgirl]

It would be great if he wins

That might mean 7 million teenagers worldwide were guilty of making/purchasing child pornography. This would then normalise child pornography.

I'm in two minds about this.

[El Unicornio, mang]

This is the original unaltered image, btw



Some stores in the US refused to stock the album or covered up the penis on posters, etc. Not that it affected sales...

[Twit 2]

Oh so it's fine to just post pictures of baby cock is it? Shall we just let Ian Watkins out of prison now? Send a limo round? "We're sozzas Ian, been a mistake (a little cock up hahahaha!) turns out babies don't count. We've arranged for you to be manager of an Early Learning Centre, no more shivving for you, Sir!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Oh so it's fine to just post pictures of baby cock is it?

It's not just fine, it's thrilling and terrific.

[idunnosomename]

Roger Cook goes around to people's houses to berate them for owning Nevermind, and demand they burn the copy while he watches.

https://youtu.be/EkQ0EQLmO4w

just watched all that, equal parts fascinating, horrifying and hilarious.

The customer in the shop who is like oh fuck me it's Roger Cook and bolts off
Simple Cornish paedo with his enormous house and print of Carnation Lily Lily Rose
Scotland Yard can't use a modem yet

How much of the footage they showed completely uncensored was quite shocking actually. Talk about consent. She's probably German! We just don't know!

[bgmnts]

Prison time for all involved. And you know what they do to kiddy rapers in quentin.

[shiftwork2]

Reminds me I must pop in for some button mushrooms.

[The Mollusk]

... Pop in where?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Nirvana Baby Cock Scratchings Recall

[The Mollusk]

The most bizarrely crass thing about this is that in the unaltered image linked above its nonchalantly referred to as a "dick" in the header note. Slang in and of itself is pure titillation and I think of you call a baby's genitals any such term you are normalising paedophilia.

Imagine if it was a girl and the notes said "anyone who's got beef with the baby's tits and fanny on display give me a call", you'd be fuckin strung up.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Maybe it's because the baby, from that perspective, could easily double for a 55 year old Italian restaurant proprietor.

[bgmnts]

The most bizarrely crass thing about this is that in the unaltered image linked above its nonchalantly referred to as a "dick" in the header note. Slang in and of itself is pure titillation and I think of you call a baby's genitals any such term you are normalising paedophilia.

Imagine if it was a girl and the notes said "anyone who's got beef with the baby's tits and fanny on display give me a call", you'd be fuckin strung up.

Yeah bit weird. It's a winkey if it's a baby.

And lady parts are foofs.

I dont think these translate over the pond though?

[idunnosomename]

This is the original unaltered image, btw



Some stores in the US refused to stock the album or covered up the penis on posters, etc. Not that it affected sales...

interesting actually that they did paint out the floor of the pool to be the colour of the wall so it looks like an abyss, so they actually made a choice to keep it.

also the line in water surface to the L is one of the reflections of the pool lanes which now has no source

[madhair60]

he's spent years milking the Nevermind Baby

fuck!