Nirvana Baby Cock

[dissolute ocelot]

Would he be recognisable if he didn't go around telling everyone "I'm the Nirvana baby"?

He should sue his parents and have himself taken into care. It's their fault. Although I guess they have less money than Foo Fight Guy and the Estate Of Kurt Cobain.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Obvious chancing from the guy who has been more than happy to boast about being the baby in the past, although probably does have some wider points about using children who cannot consent in photos/adverts/acting etc.

I heard somewhere at the time someone expressed reservations about it being seen as child pornogrophy and Cobain dismissed it with 'anyone who considers it pornography is likely a closeted paedophile'.

i think it's just a bit tryhard/edgelord really, but then it's nirvana, going after that is like shooting fish in a barrel

[katzenjammer]

Truly a dick move

[robhug]

technically anyone posting the album cover or even replying to it with the image included in the post could be found guilty of making indecent images of children should he win

burning would be too good for you paedo's

[phes]

His lawyer is going to have a great time explaining the numerous times that this guy has posed for recreations of the cover (including one where he offered to get his dick out) in the past.

You think that a lawyer will have difficulty making a case for why an abused child would continue to engage in behaviours into adulthood?

Photos of him as a naked baby were circulated globally without permission. They will settle this quickly and quietly because they don't have a leg to stand on

[El Unicornio, mang]

Photos of him as a naked baby were circulated globally without permission. They will settle this quickly and quietly because they don't have a third leg to stand on

They should have asked that baby for permission first, deffo

[imitationleather]

It's a truly dreadful album cover.

Anyone who likes it is definitely a Banksy fan.

[Dr Trouser]

Roger Cook goes around to people's houses to berate them for owning Nevermind, and demand they burn the copy while he watches.

https://youtu.be/EkQ0EQLmO4w

Wheeler Dealers has changed a lot since the 80s

[chveik]

Now 30, Elden says his parents never signed a release authorising the use of his image on the album.

if this is true he's clearly in the right

[robhug]

if this is true he's clearly in the right

that would be image rights contract law not any sexual offence.

Unless that is you think that any picture of a naked baby is child porn?

Can you have nudity without porn?

[idunnosomename]

technically anyone posting the album cover or even replying to it with the image included in the post could be found guilty of making indecent images of children should he win

burning would be too good for you paedo's

"making indecent images" in law means downloading them on to a device, including via the browser cache.

You're going down a long time matey

[bgmnts]

that would be image rights contract law not any sexual offence.

Unless that is you think that any picture of a naked baby is child porn?

Can you have nudity without porn?

[The Mollusk]

They should have asked that baby for permission first, deffo

Babies have absolutely fuck all control of their heads at the best of times, any vague swivel or nod those stupid idiots do could be misconstrued as consent. Overruled.

[JamesTC]

Would he be recognisable if he didn't go around telling everyone "I'm the Nirvana baby"?

He has the most recognisable penis in the world. Any time he drops his kecks it is "hey mate, you the Nirvana baby?"

[Blumf]

If the guy was British, he could probably have one of them blue plaques put up over his groin.

[Jerzy Bondov]

really struggling to have an opinion about this but if pushed i would have to say that he should be killed

[Norton Canes]

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[imitationleather]

really struggling to have an opinion about this but if pushed i would have to say that he should be killed

Kurt Cobain?

[Cold Meat Platter]

He has the most recognisable penis in the world. Any time he drops his kecks it is "hey mate, you the Nirvana baby?"

That's the crux of all this. It never grew. It looks exactly the same.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Would he be recognisable if he didn't go around telling everyone "I'm the Nirvana baby"?

Drew Russell considers rewrite.

[Vitamin C]

Confused about the logistics of this picture. How did baby not drown? There doesn't seem to be anyone nearby in the original photo. Maybe a squad of elite divers on standby at strategic points around the pool? But that doesn't seem very punk rock. And are the squad of elite divers now pedos by proxy?

[El Unicornio, mang]

He's definitely made a conscious effort to distance himself from the whole Nirvana/Kurt image thing





(yes that is a permanent Nevermind tattoo)

And yet still people keep reminding him about it, causing untold trauma.

[The Mollusk]

"So the Nirvana kid, I saw him having a swim in the pool the other day. Kid's got some penis on him!"

[JesusAndYourBush]

Confused about the logistics of this picture. How did baby not drown?

It's a known phenomenon that you can dunk young babies underwater (only for a very short time, obvs) and they don't drown.  Some throwback to being in the womb.  Obviously don't try this at home, kids!

[gilbertharding]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_swimming

It is not true that babies are born with the ability to swim, though they have primitive reflexes that make it look like they are. Babies are not old enough to hold their breath intentionally or strong enough to keep their head above water, and cannot swim unassisted.

Most infants, though not all, will reflexively hold their breath when submerged to protect their airway and are able to survive immersion in water for short periods of time.

[peanutbutter]

whatever benefit he's gotten from it probably doesn't outweight whatever negatives being the Nevermind baby has brought (although that's surely more on his parents not being able to shut up about it more than anything else). Give him the money.


If Kurt's daughter or whoever really wanted to fuck with him, they could change the cover (like, just on Spotify or whatever), which would unleash a torrent of nuts attacking him.

[beanheadmcginty]

The makers of the opening titles to mid-90s Tomorrow's World must be shitting themselves.

[imitationleather]

What if they make him take his shirt off in court and tell him to explain why he has the word "Nevermind" tattooed across his chest?

[Flouncer]

The makers of the opening titles to mid-90s Tomorrow's World must be shitting themselves.

The cunt with four arms and four legs from World in Action will want his wedge also.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Absolutely terrible cover. The saturated blue suits the compressed and stifling sound of the record is the best you can say about it.

Looks like a parody of Banksy.