Man suspected of contaminating food at three Fulham supermarkets

[Dr Trouser]

https://courtnewsuk.co.uk/lawyer-injected-supermarket-food-with-blood/

a solicitor and allegedly injecting food with blood.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'd have been happier with spunk.

[idunnosomename]

aaaaagh!!!

[beanheadmcginty]

Looking at the perpetrator's name, I suspect vowel play.

[Dex Sawash]

I'd have been happier with spunk.

I would also have been more sanguine

[steve98]

Sounds mental: chucking blood-filled syringes and eggs around 3 (Three) supermarkets? One yes, we've all done that, but 3? Nutter.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Chucking eggs and blood filled syringes about might seem a bit mental, but it's obviously not as crazy as spending a few minutes to consider a purchase like the Plymouth Incel did.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

And I'd advise you to get it down you.

I'm Kool of the Gang and I'd advise you to get down on it.

[The Mollusk]

Yeah but whose blood? That's the question on everyone's lips. Especially the lips of those who ate the food injected with blood.

Personally I've had one too many bank holiday weekends ruined before they've begun with me having to ask "whose fucking blood have I ingested?" so I can see why the potential victims might be quite worked up about this.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I think he is a bad man and if I saw him doing this I would beat him up.

[imitationleather]

I think he is a bad man and if I saw him doing this I would beat him up.

Internet hardman! Not fucking about tonight.

Where'd you do him? Behind the bins or in the aisle? In the aisle would be good because you could grab Fray Bentos and corned beef and that to use as weapons.

[willpurry]

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[Johnny Yesno]

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'This content is for members only'?

It is spunk, isn't it?

[buttgammon]

'This content is for members only'?

It is spunk, isn't it?

Subscribe for regular legal updates and a free vial of spunk, freshly ejaculated by a solicitor.

[The Mollusk]

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Hope this was intended to be heard in the JackBox Word Spud guy's voice because it got a laugh out of me.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Internet hardman! Not fucking about tonight.

Where'd you do him? Behind the bins or in the aisle? In the aisle would be good because you could grab Fray Bentos and corned beef and that to use as weapons.

The aisle with the knives in. Unfortunately Sainsbury's doesn't have a grenade aisle, or I'd pagger him there.

[Bernice]

Hadn't really considered blood, but it is definitely the worst possible bodily fluid it could have been.

[itsfredtitmus]

hats off to the lad

[imitationleather]

Hadn't really considered blood, but it is definitely the worst possible bodily fluid it could have been.

Worse than shit, piss or cum?

[Bernice]

Hadn't really considered blood, but it is definitely the worst possible bodily fluid it could have been.

Are eyeballs full of fluid? Maybe that. I imagine it's inky.

[itsfredtitmus]

why didn't he shit on it?

[imitationleather]

Worse than shit, piss or cum?

If your shit isn't liquid I don't wanna talk to you by the way.

[itsfredtitmus]

Make your shit into piss

[imitationleather]

If you need to make it this state ask nags.

[itsfredtitmus]

Please shit on your supermarket food

[rack and peanut]

Don't think I like this guy at all, not my kind of people.

[paruses]

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I would like Les Dawson to read that out and then have Wendy Craig hold up a card with the word "Spunk" handwritten on it.

[idunnosomename]

bit much really

[Butchers Blind]

I hope he's got a good solicitor.

[ProvanFan]

Only in West London