Man suspected of contaminating food at three Fulham supermarkets

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I hope he's got a good solicitor.

I hope he's got a useless one so that the good ones are available to deserving people.

[gmoney]

I hope he's got a good solicitor.

I'd argue that he was concerned about the iron intake of the local populace. I'm not a qualified solicitor though.

[kalowski]

It's only semen ffs, it won't kill you. Bunch of wimps.

In fact, it's good for your complexion, my dad told me.

[Tony Tony Tony]

That's nice. He told me the same.

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Beginner's poisoning mistake. If you want to get away with it, you're meant to slip away quietly into the night after the deed is done, not start shouting at people in the street like a mentaloid.

Mermaids can't shout, idiot.  They have gills.

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BBC reports a man has been charged and will appear at Westminster Magistrates Court today.

"appear"?

[Johnny Yesno]

Shit your leg off.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Mermaids can't shout, idiot.  They have gills.

I take it you mean this kind of mermaid then?

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I take it you mean this kind of mermaid then?

Yes the kind you get in carapace books and ladybird

[Greg Torso]

'Little Waitrose' sounds horrible, like a gentrified street in a town where everyone is called Flick or Tilly or Xander and you simply must try the tilapia and fennel pattycakes at Jonty's Bicycle-Thru Pret-A-Mourir, but they won't serve you if you have a visible logo on your clothes.

[steve98]

In fact, it's good for your complexion, my dad told me.

And he was right: neat sperm rubbed into a child's face is good for the complexion, but not sperm mixed into ready meals, for internal consumption. Sperm injected into soap or face-cream or perhaps even shampoo would make sense, but not into a Tesco shepherd's pie or Mr Brain's faggot delight.

[idunnosomename]

Little Waitrose only serves paedophiles