Gove Any Mountain

[Butchers Blind]

Gove goes raving

Careful opening the link as it does include footage of Michael Gove dancing.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Pob plus Eraserhead baby

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Full body 360° phimosis.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I find this really surreal as I somewhat tenuously know Emma (friend of a friend who has been at gigs) and also want to know when 'upstairs at o' neills' pivoted from playing landfill indie to doing raves.

[Johnny Yesno]

Dancing like a coked-up tory cunt.

[Johnny Yesno]

"I'm playing at O'Neill's on Saturday, September 4 at 9pm.

"He's more than welcome to come back for that, but I think we all saw that raves are more his thing."

Smooth.

[Johnny Yesno]

'This is a local club for local people.'

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Older polyamorous couple learing across a bar on goth night?

[Butchers Blind]

Michael Gove 'tried to avoid paying' £5 entry to Scots rave by saying 'I'm the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster'

[Gurke and Hare]

It's all go in Aberdeen

[Fambo Number Mive]

Why would anyone buy Michael Gove a drink? Unless they wanted to see him make a fool of himself.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Michael Gove 'tried to avoid paying' £5 entry to Scots rave by saying 'I'm the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster'

Probably a joke to be fair.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Full-on tonto like Michael Barrymore after he split from his wife? Or trying to make himself bumbling and loveable à la Boris so he can succeed him?

[Johnny Yesno]

Probably a joke the coke to be fair.

[Leo2112]

Likely just laundering his image through lolmemes.

[Johnny Yesno]

Full-on tonto like Michael Barrymore after he split from his wife? Or trying to make himself bumbling and loveable à la Boris so he can succeed him?

What fun. He's gone up in my estimation. Excellent! I never knew he had it in him. Well done Mr Gove. Hope your hangover wasn't too bad.

[Goldentony]

this doesnt work unless you fuck either word up, you dont call the mauving van do you or get a mauve on, Shamen didnt MAUVE ANY MAUNTEN did they, fucking hell

[Fambo Number Mive]

It could also be to distract from the accusations of misleading parliament (link below mentions covid, so don't click if you want to avoid stories about covid).

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michael-gove-ppe-contract-labour-b1906025.html

[Goldentony]

nobodys disussing this til we sort the above out, get that link edited out

[Fambo Number Mive]

Wonder if Gove will go on Have I Got News For You like Rees-Mogg and red-handed Johnson before him.

What a better Britain we would have had if that programme had stopped when Deayton left.

[Milo]

Given that so many Tories appear weird and coked up I can't understand why they don't insist on regular drug tests to prevent people suggesting they're all coke fiends. I certainly would if people kept saying I looked like a cocaine user. Remove all doubt.

[Butchers Blind]

nobodys disussing this til we sort the above out, get that link edited out

Look, it's the best I could do on a Sunday after a large lunch and a few Irish whiskeys. My knowledge of rave culture only extends to the early nineties. You come up with a better title.

[Milo]

I Can't Gove No Sleep? Pretty thin pickings in my mental stash of dance music.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Go-ve : Cunt

[Johnny Yesno]

nobodys disussing this til we sort the above out, get that link edited out

That doesn't work either, you idiot!

I suggest Love Gove ;-p

[imitationleather]

Fingers crossed this is a massive nervous breakdown rather than attempt to recast himself with a loveable image.

[idunnosomename]

Why would anyone buy Michael Gove a drink? Unless they wanted to see him make a fool of himself.

poison

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Fingers crossed this is a massive nervous breakdown rather than attempt to recast himself with a loveable image.

Nah, he's just pissed/ coked up, innit? Gets let into the club for free, *and* has drinks bought for him.


In Scotland!

[imitationleather]

Michael Gove really disproving the theory that we could end all wars if the world leaders dropped a pukka.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Michael Gove really disproving the theory that we could end all wars if the world leaders dropped a pukka.

See your problem there is you've confused 'pukka' with 'pinger'.