Gove Any Mountain

[Goldentony]

Look, it's the best I could do on a Sunday after a large lunch and a few Irish whiskeys. My knowledge of rave culture only extends to the early nineties. You come up with a better title.

what about GOVE ANY MOUNTAI-

nah fucking hell you're right! fair enough

[Blumf]

Ecky Gove!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-S1q3qvgkk

[Buelligan]

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/michael-gove-accused-of-hypocrisy-after-hosting-cocaine-fuelled-party-on-day-he-condemned-middle-class-coke-users-300292

[idunnosomename]

That is a tiny bit hypocritical id say

[Glebe]

Absolutely coked off his face.

[imitationleather]

Didn't Gove try to make it so that if you're caught using drugs while a teacher you lose your job and can never do it ever again?

Rhetorical question as I know he did.

[thenoise]

Given that so many Tories appear weird and coked up I can't understand why they don't insist on regular drug tests to prevent people suggesting they're all coke fiends. I certainly would if people kept saying I looked like a cocaine user. Remove all doubt.

It's somehow worse if they're all stony sober isn't it?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Seems like Aberdeen's having a bit of a time of it.
https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/aberdeen-residents-baffled-after-enormous-pat-butcher-portrait-appears-on-city-wall/

[Gurke and Hare]

Fuck's sake.

[Butchers Blind]

Fuck's sake.

What happens on page 1 gets forgotten by page 2.

[Captain Z]

Age Of Gove - Age Of Gove (Lay Off The Stella Mix)
The KLF - What Time Is Gove?
The Pobigy - Charly

[Sherringford Hovis]

Necking a few Goves and feeling the rush

[Milo]

It's somehow worse if they're all stony sober isn't it?

God, it is. If this is their minds, pure and unaltered. Christ almighty.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Pity no pissed up roustabouts saw fit to stove his head in like the "football casuals" did back in the day to him.

[The Dog]

Age Of Gove - Age Of Gove (Lay Off The Stella Mix)
The KLF - What Time Is Gove?
The Pobigy - Charly

Everybody in the place, let's Gove!

[thecuriousorange]

Clearly coked off his head and he apparently turned up this soirée alone.

[idunnosomename]

Everybody!

Everybody in the house of Gove!

[Spiteface]

WHAT IS GOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!

[vanilla.coffee]

What's your name?

What have you had?

Reach for the lasers.

Safe as fuck.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Gove Gove
Gove Gove Gove Gove
Gove Gove Gove Gove
Gove Gove
Fat-lipped fuckwit

[Cuntbeaks]

What the actual fuck?

Imagine being there, dancing away ripped to the tits only to look over, mid-gurn, and see Michael Fucking Gove throwing some poorly coordinated shapes.

The recovery period would be more than a few days.

[touchingcloth]

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Gove is all around me

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Here we, here we, here we fuckin Gove...

[Buelligan]

Playing Pied Piper, follow what's true
Baby, just sing about the goove! (Sing it!)

Gooove is in the heart-art-art-art (na-na-na-na)!

Just going to be sick now.

[chveik]

tear da gove up

[Clatty McCutcheon]

The northern cunt of old Aberdeen
Means Gove sweet Gove to me.

[Cuntbeaks]

Windgovelicker

I Feel Gove

[thecuriousorange]

Es are Gove! Es are Gove! Ebenezer Gove!

[imitationleather]

What the actual fuck?

Imagine being there, dancing away ripped to the tits only to look over, mid-gurn, and see Michael Fucking Gove throwing some poorly coordinated shapes.

The recovery period would be more than a few days.

That guy's face would definitely put me on a bad trip.

"Argh it's all melting and hanging off and weird! You said this acid wasn't strong!"

[idunnosomename]

Gove Gove
Gove ga Gove Gove
Gove ga Gove Gove

there's Gove limit!

Gove Gove
Gove ga Gove Gove
Gove ga Gove Gove

there's Gove limit!

Gove Gove limits, we'll reach for the sky!
No valley too deep. no mountain too high
Gove Gove limits, we'll get the vibe
We do what we want and we do it with pride

TECHGOVE TECHGOVE TECHGOVE TECHGOVE