Gove Any Mountain

[Blue Jam]

This reminds me of the bit in the film adaptation of Irvine Welsh's Filth where Bruce Robinson spikes Clifford Blades with the eccies:

https://youtu.be/KUg6SU6BO20?t=160

[Captain Z]

[holdover]

[Buelligan]

That's very well done. 

[Jock Macabre]

Hope whoever bought that cunt a drink has been unceremonially launched into the North Sea.

[Johnny Yesno]

Wow!

[thecuriousorange]

Why wasn't this story on the front of a single newspaper?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Goveback Mountain 🏔️  👨‍❤️‍👨

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Why would anyone buy Michael Gove a drink? Unless they wanted to see him make a fool of himself.

To piss in it?

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Gove for it Gove for it shitty
Gove for it Gove for it shitty
Psycho, boozing to win

(if anyone under 40 and/or not from Coventry gets that one I'll be amazed.)

Based on the 87 Cup Final song by CCFC...

[Icehaven]

Based on the 87 Cup Final song by CCFC...

Corrrrect!

[idunnosomename]

Why wasn't this story on the front of a single newspaper?

just like none of them give a shit about his messy divorce from his columnist wife for his having cheeky liaisons with other men

he's the Murdoch press's favourite for full fash PM

[canadagoose]

Here we, here we, here we fuckin Gove...

Best one

[Twit 2]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/aug/30/i-didnt-think-i-could-feel-empathy-for-michael-gove-then-he-hit-the-dancefloor

[imitationleather]

Zoe Williams and Adrian Chiles are in a competition to see who can get paid by The Guardian for writing the most shit and banal columns.

[idunnosomename]

jesus fuck

[Johnny Yesno]

Good grief.

Finally, though, it's because it's quite hard to feel animus towards someone who likes what you like. There are provisos; if they sound like they are lying – David Cameron and football, for instance – disliking them is even easier, but if the preference is sincere, you're well into truce territory.

These people have absolutely no fucking memory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO2zT9-B2X4

[lipsink]

Imagine if Corbs did this. Imagine. Wall to wall coverage till the end of time.

Evilest man alive dances the Macarena in a way that appears to suggest 'I Hate Jewish People'.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Oh, of course everything comes back to Corbyn. You people are obsessed.

[Buelligan]

Heh.  I think Gove's interesting, he's going for the open-carry cunt.  You can see it in the link Johnny posted above.

It's like, Johnson is the palette acclimatiser, the fluffer.  A gateway cunt.  An obvious cunt but smiling, like he won't really hurt you.  Gove is a fully-shaved Ronseal cunt, proudly asserting even evil vile cunts can dance like dads and no one.  NO ONE.  Does anything.  Says anything.  Remembers.  He's testing the electorate to see whether their backbones are cooked yet.

How far can they push us?  How far before we snap?

[jobotic]

It's what his book shelf was about.

Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Nothing. WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[Buelligan]

Yeah.

I think it's in the Murdoch plan.