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If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die

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ALERT:  please do not i repeat not substract any microplastics from shiftwork2's body.  they have combined with his organs, hijacked his tendency towards symbiosis and forged a co-dependency scenario which means he now needs these microplastics inside him, leeching all their toxicity around the place


i repeat:  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO SUBTRACT ANY MICROPLASTICS FROM SHIFTWORK2'S BODILY ORGANISM.  DOING SO WILL RESULT IN HIS IMMEDIATE SACRIFICE (DEATH)

YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED/ALERTED



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ok guys he wants them removed.  someone just needs to do the formality




subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

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Lemming

Another angle not being considered, as usual - sperm. Due to the effects of the microplastics, his sperm count is now at zero, but still falling. This will soon produce a negative sperm count, which means that others around him will begin to lose sperm. Their sperm counts will become negative too, leading to a chain reaction that could result in an extinction level event and the end of humanity if we don't act now.

On balance, I vote to leave the microplastics in.

chveik


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