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ALERT:  please do not i repeat not substract any microplastics from shiftwork2's body.  they have combined with his organs, hijacked his tendency towards symbiosis and forged a co-dependency scenario which means he now needs these microplastics inside him, leeching all their toxicity around the place


i repeat:  DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ATTEMPT TO SUBTRACT ANY MICROPLASTICS FROM SHIFTWORK2'S BODILY ORGANISM.  DOING SO WILL RESULT IN HIS IMMEDIATE SACRIFICE (DEATH)

YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED/ALERTED


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Nah crack on, arsed

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ok guys he wants them removed.  someone just needs to do the formality




subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

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subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

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somebody just needs to perform the formality there ^

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subtract microplastics from shiftwork2's body?

Y/N

Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2021, 05:23:38 PM »
On the fence about this one, frankly.

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2021, 05:40:04 PM »
Another angle not being considered, as usual - sperm. Due to the effects of the microplastics, his sperm count is now at zero, but still falling. This will soon produce a negative sperm count, which means that others around him will begin to lose sperm. Their sperm counts will become negative too, leading to a chain reaction that could result in an extinction level event and the end of humanity if we don't act now.

On balance, I vote to leave the microplastics in.

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2021, 06:22:03 PM »
Y

get shiftwork done

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2021, 07:08:00 PM »
Y INITIATED



PLEASE WAIT

Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2021, 05:02:02 PM »
get shiftwork done

Y INITIATED



PLEASE WAIT

I think almost everyone wants to know what's happening with this.

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2021, 06:59:16 PM »
PLEASE WAIT

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2021, 09:51:14 PM »
GERRROFF ME!!!

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Re: If we subtract the microplastics from shiftwork2's body now, he will die
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2021, 10:01:22 PM »
HOLD STILL PLEASE

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