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QuoteFavourite Del Boy quotes"The only people who can call me a coward are people with no courage and no brains."- Rodney Trotter Del Boy"When a boy is born, if it is a girl, that's alright - its all part of nature's plan. But if it's a boy, the dad has to do a bit more. Give him a bath, get him dressed, throw him on a pony, give him a football and a bottle of beer and a pair of overalls and let him see where it all ends up. If the kid turns out alright, well, that's the good news. If he turns out like me, then I can rest in peace!"- Rodney Trotter Del Boy"When I went out with your mother, I went out with two people. One of them was me and the other one wasn't me."- Rodney Trotter Del Boy"I believe in what I believe in, but
QuoteFavourite Del Boy quotesDel Boy: Don't be a knob.Del Boy: Don't you think that a man of my age should stop wearing a dressing gown? I feel that it's like wearing no clothes.Del Boy: I said it was a good one. [Points to a new carpet]Del Boy: I'll have it with double Irish at the weekend.Del Boy: Ah, it's only the end of February.Del Boy: I've heard of an infatuation
Quote1. When Del Boy falls through the bar.2. Del Boy and Rodney come to the rescue dressed at Batman and Robin.3. When Rodney and Del Boy break the chandelier.4. When Rodney finally asks Trigger why he calls him Dave.5. Del Boy accidentally ordering a batch of naughty blow-up dolls.6. When Granddad made Christmas dinner with the giblets inside.7. When Del and Rodney celebrate becoming millionaires in the Robin Reliant.8. Rodney and Del Boy's trip to Margate ends in the coach turning into a fireball.9. When Raquel sings with the man who can't pronounce his R's.10. When Rodney tries to impress Cassandra by making out he lives in huge house.11. When Del Boy goes to the supermarket and accidentally gets a bag of fizzy lemonade.12. When Cassidy shows off his power by saving someone's life.13. When Del Boy tries to pick a fight with Trigger while searching for Christmas presents.14. When the boys get a little spooked on Christmas Eve.15. When the guys try to bring out their Batman-themed cave.16. When the boys see the Bat Van.17. When Rodney and Del Boy pick their noses.18. When Rodney wants to meet a bat-loving celebrity.19. When the boys get an early Christmas present.
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on September 06, 2021, 04:11:06 PMDeleted scenes from Series 2:Rodney gets his knob stuck in an ironing boardGrandad dresses up as King George V for a betDel's found outside a stables in NorfolkDel describes his dream to Rodney and GrandadRodney gets stuck in the toilet but gets free with some wigglingDel does a massive poo and takes it round Peckham to show peopleBoycie is caught by Marlene playing with his sausageThe Nag's Head hosts a quiz night and all the answers are "Del Boy".
QuoteFunniest Only Fools and Horses moments 1. Terry's last appearance: Terry's last appearance is when he's arrested. He and his pal, Mr Blobby, try to escape but they don't make it.2. Terry's first appearance: In his first appearance he tries to make friends with Mr. Blobby and he's sent to the back of the class.3. Terry's appearance in Series 2: Terry's first appearance in Series 2 is when he is on a visit to his mother's home for the day. He tries to help out Mrs. Pie, his grandmother, by helping her make a pie and then tries to help Mr. Chippington by cleaning his boots.4. Mrs. Smithy: In the episode 'Mrs. Smithy' when Mrs. Smithy wants to punish someone for being rude to her she has the horse go out in the garden and hit the player, it's one of the funniest moments.5. Mr. Chipping
QuoteFunniest Only Fools and Horses moments 1. Del Boy and Rodney faint at the auction in "A Grand Day Out"2. Uncle Albert hallucinates a large fish when given the job of cooking the "turtle stew" in "Grandad Says A Lot"3. Del Boy collapses and pretends to be dead while playing the organ in "The Jolly Boys' Outing"4. Del Boy and Rodney go on a binge while pretending to be millionaires in "The Jolly Boys' Outing"5. Rodney is mistaken for a mannequin and placed on a store mannequin shelf in "The Jolly Boys' Outing"6. Rodney's cousin, Derek, takes the blame for Rodney's mistake in "It's A Grand Old Flag"
QuoteTop ten funniest Only Fools and Horses quotes?1. "Fruit on the bottom!"2. "The Queen died last week, didn't she?"3. "If a horse can't be arsed - it's just out of sight!"4. "No it's not, it's gone mad."5. "What are you going to do? Give up?"6. "He couldn't say no - because the only no he knew was the one he had to give, and that was to all of us."7. "I tell you what, if I was you, I'd give up on the horse - it's just out of sight."8. "That's the way the horse does things, he's like a wind up clock - he's got a bit of a habit."9. "We do the one thing he can't take."10. "When did you put the lights on?"
QuoteCelebrities pick their favourite Only Fools and Horses momentsThis page will feature a celebrity's pick of favourite scenes, moments and lines from the popular comedy Only Fools And Horses.Here are our top five from The One Show host, Alex Jones:5. Grandad's Last Stand - "I think the most memorable one is probably of course Grandad," explains Jones. "But it's a wonderful little moment in Grandad's Last Stand. The boys just see him coming down the stairs to the sitting room."And of course Grandad is carrying a bottle of whisky. And he looks in the mirror and of course he's wearing a silly face, which is perfect."When the boys see him, you see the terror on their faces. But the boys really are just laughing and playing about with him. But he then turns around and he sees them, and he's quite surprised."And he just starts walking very fast back up the stairs. The boys look at each
QuoteCelebrities pick their favourite Only Fools and Horses momentsThe cast and crew of Only Fools and Horses have shared some of their favourite moments from the 30-year-old sitcom.From Del Boy and Rodney's first kiss in the horsebox to Grandad's famous line: 'We only do one man in this family, and you know what I'm talking about', the TV sitcom is set in the fictitious pub, The Queen Vic.There have been four series, plus a special and Christmas episode. The show ran on the BBC from 1984 to 1991, and there were two spin-off films, most recently Trotters: The Movie in 2018."I love all the characters, but I love the three of them more than anyone," says the comic actor David Jason.
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