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Glebe

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popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« on: September 01, 2021, 05:09:16 AM »
I'm afraid to inform you all that popcorn has been trying to get his hands on my jam sponges! Buy I won't let the greedy grub-grabber get his hands on my baked fancies! Hands off, 'lot-scoffer'!

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2021, 05:32:23 AM »
Recommend relocating them to the windowsill on the open kitchen window for safekeeping. The only way popcorn will be able to reach them there is if he exaggeratedly sniffs the air and subsequently floats over the fence and into the garden, which seems immensely unlikely based on my understanding of physics.

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2021, 11:04:03 AM »
Any chance I could have one of them jam sponges

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2021, 11:16:06 AM »
Shove them up your arse for safe keeping

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2021, 11:36:06 AM »
thanks good advice

*shoves all of glebe's jam sponges up my arse*

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2021, 12:09:47 PM »
I've come for my jam sponge, yet I can't seem to find any. Is there some sort of problem?

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2021, 12:18:11 PM »
I've come to kiss ass and eat jam sponge. And we appear to be out of jam sponge (unless I eat it out of popcorn's bumhole).

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2021, 01:10:01 PM »
Loving these jam brownies, really nutty.

Glebe

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2021, 04:33:20 PM »
Recommend relocating them to the windowsill on the open kitchen window for safekeeping.

No fear - I did that with some freshly-baked doughnuts earlier and they were quickly snaffled!

READERS VOICE: I 'doughnut' think that was a good idea! *mirth!*

Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2021, 04:42:03 PM »
yeah I shoved all them donuts up my arse too.

Glebe

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2021, 04:46:49 PM »
yeah I shoved all them donuts up my arse too.

Always have to lower the tone. This is no place for the likes of you, popcorns!

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2021, 08:28:16 PM »
I thought popcorn had brought two bicycles to the wrestling match.  Was I misinformed?

Glebe

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Re: popcorn eager to get his hands on my jam sponges!
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2021, 09:30:30 PM »
I thought popcorn had brought two bicycles to the wrestling match.  Was I misinformed?

No of course not!

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