who else wishes we could just go back to the olden days

[popcorn]

when it was all like horses and carts and stuff

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All shit everywhere and your great grandmother trying to hook her anus up on everything


They didn't even know what germs were yet and they had chalk in their bread



Your great grandfather was a child molester

[ImmaculateClump]

The halcyon days of low shutter speeds and piss free eyes. eh?
You're not fooling anyone mate, we're not wishing for anything.
Back in the pisspen, cyclops.

[Glebe]

There's to much talk about halcyons. Bring on the new days, I say!

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Halcyons aren't even the best kind of bird.

[ImmaculateClump]

There's to much talk about halcyons. Bring on the new days, I say!

Yes mate, we can cure this sickness of nostalgia.

Lets push things forward, piss wise, with full force into popcorns unwilling eye.
By simultaneously capturing every moment with the greatest fidelity, the butterfly of existence can remain unpinned.

Imagine, no moment you can't relive instantly and with greater clarity and relish.
I believe that people, knowing their memories are more than safe, knowing that every future moment of their glorious past depends on it, will live fuller and richer lives.

Things don't happen nowadays until you tell someone about it on the internet.
Imagine that was all taken out of your hands.
Imagine every droplet of piss automatically documented, from every angle, shared and archived on numerous social media sites, backed up in clouds all over the cybernetic stratosphere, ready to rain down with a push of a button onto your millions of followers.

Imagine how ruthlessly you'd claw your way forward into the unknown, every tossed sod bouncing off the faces of the feckless, motionless gawpers behind you, to the betterment of the entire human race.
Imagine Julie next door punching the air triumphantly as popcorns remaining eye ricochets off the bathroom cabinet on a foaming geyser of undistracted piss.

THIS is web 2.0

[chveik]

remember when popcorn wasn't the king of hs art

good times

[ImmaculateClump]

Aw man, it's all I've ever known.
I was born too late to a world that doesn't care.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

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or an aids hippy

[Poobum]

Really miss being amino acids in some sludge, non of this new fangled being made of proteins malarkey.

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are amino acids the completely white ones with pink eyes?

[popcorn]

remember when popcorn wasn't the king of hs art

good times

off with his head

[Jerzy Bondov]

no

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no

who are you saying no to this time

[Glebe]

Forget about the oldens. Bring on the new days, I say!

[selectivememory]

I think the present days are best. Let's keep things as they are. No more change!

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I agree.  These are the halcyon days of yore, not the past.  Let's keep it this way forever.

[Glebe]

Leave oldens behind!

[GMTV]

I want Steptoe and Son to be an impossibly futuristic Sci fi adventure

[idunnosomename]

Sweets they dont make anymore

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I want Steptoe and Son to be an impossibly futuristic Sci fi adventure

And for series 8 of it to be unacceptably shit, please.

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Sweets they dont make anymore

Horse patties

Nordic Vapours

8 Golf Swing Headaches

Mint Ohms

Rectal Prangs

[ImmaculateClump]

Sweets they dont make anymore

Aye they do. Eating some right now.

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Aye they do. Eating some right now.

alright clever clogs what colour are they

[ImmaculateClump]

I've got me blinkers and feedbag on.
All different colours probably. I don't know.

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I've got me blinkers and feedbag on.
All different colours probably. I don't know.

This is how you are being conned:

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Days are gone I reckon

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Past times = pastimes

[Chollis]

why can't things just be like they were?


Back in the days of tanners and bobs..

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i remember the good old days before popcorn was converted into a robot war and humiliatingly lost against a horizontal spinner.  no idea why he would want to go back there but it sure was fun for the rest of us