Author Topic: Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".  (Read 206 times)

Glebe

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Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".
« on: September 02, 2021, 12:14:56 AM »
Slap bass is to be reduced by up to 50%, if a leaked government dossier is to be believed.

"In the current climate, slap bass is proving to be unnecessary and even wasteful," says the document. "We may also introduce measures that could see a lessening of timpani, if drummers don't start being more economical."

I'll have more news presently!

touchingcloth

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Re: Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2021, 01:47:39 AM »
This on top of the cymbals news will devastate the industry.

Re: Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2021, 02:42:24 AM »
I told you he wouldn't be happy....


Re: Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2021, 02:45:42 AM »
google image search > "seinfeld" > tools > time > past 24 hours
In every image, pensive and hunched.
It's a done deal.

zomgmouse

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Re: Slap bass "to be reduced by 50%".
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2021, 04:55:28 AM »
in this country we say "slap barse"

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