Author Topic: FUCKING HELL PIKE  (Read 1024 times)

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« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2021, 02:21:14 PM »
Pike you sick fuck garbage boy

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« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2021, 02:38:54 PM »
"Pike, put this potato in your mouth"

"It doesn't look much like a potato, Captain Mainwaring"

"It's a special potato Pike. Now put it in your mouth and be a good boy. Now pull the pin"

*BLAM*

"Stupid boy"

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« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2021, 03:40:27 PM »
Pike you rambunctious sack of arseholes, that was Adolf Hitler you just married.

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« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2021, 03:49:46 PM »
Pike, you have just lost World War Two!

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« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2021, 03:58:40 PM »
Pike, I've told the army recruiting officer you are actually 19 for a joke. You leave for the Western front tonight.

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« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2021, 05:29:21 PM »
Pike is this service revolver clean

Right down the barrel son.

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« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2021, 05:48:14 PM »
Pike, Mr Godfrey would like to use you as a toilet. And he's got a dicky tummy tonight.

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« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2021, 06:13:38 PM »
Pike give my bottom a little kiss you beautiful boy

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« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2021, 06:14:39 PM »
Men, when I give the word, fix bayonets and charge Pike.

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« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2021, 06:15:56 PM »
Pike remember when I told you Granny Scroggins was a Nazi spy? Well it was a joke you lumpen turnip, you murdering her didn’t strengthen British defences one iota. Fuck’s sake boy.

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« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2021, 06:30:14 PM »

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« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2021, 06:36:32 PM »
Look at you, Pike. Pants all full of shit and grease all round your mouth. And you stink of...what is that? Eggs. It's eggs. You stink of eggs. You're a cunt.
Wilson, get this shit cleaned up.

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« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2021, 06:39:14 PM »
For someone called "Pike" you have a tiny, misshaped penis which smells worse than my wife's armpits. Hitler has a tiny, misshaped penis, Pike. Are you sure you aren't a German spy?

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« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2021, 06:43:15 PM »
Good news, Pike. You're being transferred to Stalingrad.

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« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2021, 06:50:45 PM »
Do you think that's wise, sir?

No, it's that cunt Pike.

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« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2021, 07:25:32 PM »
Pike we’ve all discussed this and you really are a blithering knobhead, and your mother signed this sworn affidavit saying as much. Dismissed.

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« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2021, 08:39:18 PM »
The verger looks like someone mated a paedophile with a mole and he’s still somehow better than you, Pike.

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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2021, 08:41:05 PM »
Just got off the phone with your mother, Pike. She’s decided she wants a post-natal abortion. I hope you like scalding hot coat hangers, boy, cos you’ll be shitting them out ‘til fucking Christmas

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« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2021, 08:47:42 PM »
Hello Mavis, how are you...yes, Frank really is awful, isn't he. Don't worry, we'll get him shipped off to a foxhole in Normandy and then we can go at it on the kitchen table each evening.

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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2021, 08:56:25 PM »
Pike you thundering stack of arse, you conga line of ochre piss, you pubic louse dreaming it’s a man - pop down the corner shop and get us a bag of crisps yeah?

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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2021, 10:29:59 PM »
Stop looking at my tits, Pike.

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Re: FUCKING HELL PIKE
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2021, 11:37:32 PM »
PIKE YOU WANKER

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« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2021, 11:44:45 PM »
Pike, I have good news. The Germans have agreed to surrender, so long as you agree to submit to some of their tests. Say hello to Dr Mengele.

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« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2021, 03:58:21 AM »
"Pike! Pike, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pike, from the future. You know that new sound you're looking for?"
"No"
"Well, listen to this!"
"Don't like it"
"Fucking Hell, Pike"

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« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2021, 04:06:41 AM »
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic

Pike

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« Reply #55 on: September 05, 2021, 04:33:50 AM »
"LAVENDAAAAAAAR!!! This food is cold. Some 'Dining Experience!' this is! You should have replaced the exclamation mark with a question mark if you ask me. Ha!"
"Sorry sir, won't happen again sir"
"You're pathetic. At least try and entertain us, if you can't feed us."
"Oh, 'oo left the spam in the anderson shelter? Doo-be-doo be doo dah, must be Uncle Arthur"
"BOOOOOOOO that's rubbish! You've clearly forgotten the words and your singing voice is dreadful!"
"W-We're all dooooomed"
"Stop stammering man! That's not even your catchphrase! Why is there no Fraser anyway, he was much better than you!"
"Its only me"
"That's it?? This is hardly what I expected."
"That's why the food's cold, I'm doing all the cooking by myself as well as keepin you entertained."
"You're hardly doing that!"
"Sorry"
"And it's not as if you have a lot of orders. I'm the only guest."
"Sorry"
"I've a good mind to ask for my money back"
"Please don't do that, I'll never cover my costs. I need to pay for this exhibition centre"
"Fucking Hell, Pike"

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« Reply #56 on: September 05, 2021, 07:53:58 AM »
Pike you’re on landmine licking duty today, we drew straws while you were in utero.

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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2021, 04:11:53 PM »
Here we are men, the drinks. Ten pints of beer and for you, Pike, a glass of the landlord's most rancid piss.

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Re: FUCKING HELL PIKE
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2021, 03:11:33 PM »
Pike, 4am run round Walmington on Sea wearing a Nazi uniform for you, if you get back alive you can clean Mr Godfrey's toenails.

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« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2021, 03:27:44 PM »
Pike eat this prototype gobstobber we've created which perfectly resembles a sea mine. It's just over there in the sea.

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