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ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT

Started by Replies From View, September 03, 2021, 08:19:18 AM

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He vomits into a cake tin he keeps in his freezer.
Do not be fooled.
They call him "Mr Gipling" down the local drop in centre.

Glebe


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he is such a ditz


all those hundreds and thousands yet an IQ of like 10

popcorn

how the fuck has he managed that then?

I've been trying to do that for fucking ages and I always end up either having the cake or eating it. well annoying.

Ferris

Must be honest, I don't remember this at all.

Spent all of yesterday setting up a guitar and an electric piano outside via extension lead because I agreed to play music for a family function (unpaid) and frankly that took all my time. I was pissed and did a very rough job to be fair. Minimum financial benefit = minimum effort.

Did I still put on one heck of a show? You bet I (sort of) did!

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And the whole time, Ferris, you had eaten your cake and still had it there. 

Glebe


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It was there still; uneaten, and yet he had reaped the benefits and sugar rush and everything of having already eaten it.

Glebe


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Quote from: Glebe on September 06, 2021, 08:44:25 AM
Scoffed the lot, the greedy pig! Sloo!

And yet had it remaining, right there before him

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Poor Ferris will he ever learn the ways of the world

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Will Ferris ever learn to have done with a cake once it is eaten

pancreas


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Glebe


Ferris

Sister in law's birthday, just ate some cake and yet I have some left over in the fridge.

Explain that, boffins!!

Glebe

Thst leftover cake should not be touched, by the laws that govern cale consumption.