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ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« on: September 03, 2021, 08:19:18 AM »
STOP HIM

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2021, 04:21:33 PM »

He vomits into a cake tin he keeps in his freezer.
Do not be fooled.
They call him "Mr Gipling" down the local drop in centre.

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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2021, 08:11:57 PM »
He's scoffed the lot!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2021, 09:11:40 PM »
he is such a ditz


all those hundreds and thousands yet an IQ of like 10

Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2021, 05:09:21 PM »
how the fuck has he managed that then?

I've been trying to do that for fucking ages and I always end up either having the cake or eating it. well annoying.

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2021, 11:08:37 PM »
Must be honest, I don’t remember this at all.

Spent all of yesterday setting up a guitar and an electric piano outside via extension lead because I agreed to play music for a family function (unpaid) and frankly that took all my time. I was pissed and did a very rough job to be fair. Minimum financial benefit = minimum effort.

Did I still put on one heck of a show? You bet I (sort of) did!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2021, 07:10:49 AM »
And the whole time, Ferris, you had eaten your cake and still had it there. 

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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2021, 07:42:30 AM »
He's had his cake and eaten it!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2021, 08:32:14 AM »
It was there still; uneaten, and yet he had reaped the benefits and sugar rush and everything of having already eaten it.

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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2021, 08:44:25 AM »
Scoffed the lot, the greedy pig! Sloo!

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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2021, 11:51:01 AM »
Scoffed the lot, the greedy pig! Sloo!

And yet had it remaining, right there before him

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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2021, 11:51:41 AM »
Poor Ferris will he ever learn the ways of the world

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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2021, 11:56:29 AM »
Will Ferris ever learn to have done with a cake once it is eaten

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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2021, 12:25:33 PM »
Who the fuck is Will Ferris?

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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2021, 02:21:28 PM »
Who the fuck is Will Ferris?

spot the lad who skipped fifth grade!!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2021, 06:02:42 PM »
Arf! Now for a feast!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2021, 12:21:14 AM »
Sister in law’s birthday, just ate some cake and yet I have some left over in the fridge.

Explain that, boffins!!

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Re: ALERT: FERRIS HAS EATEN HIS CAKE BUT STILL HAS IT
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2021, 12:24:53 AM »
Thst leftover cake should not be touched, by the laws that govern cale consumption.

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