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Glebe

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popcorn has invited you all round for tea!
« on: September 05, 2021, 05:15:56 PM »
Folks, popcorn has invited you all round for tea! Enjoy!

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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2021, 05:18:31 PM »
Can my jam sponges be ones that haven't been up anyone's anus?

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2021, 05:27:15 PM »
I've heard that he has one of these in his garden, if not this exact one:





So well worth visiting his property for tea if you think you can persuade him to let you have a go

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2021, 05:33:38 PM »
scones à la cum all round!

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2021, 05:36:25 PM »
May I have a cup of tea from a pot that popcorn hasn't pissed in? If such a thing exists of course.

Glebe

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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2021, 05:56:24 PM »
Guys don't ask me! Ask popcorn, it's his tea party!

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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2021, 06:00:36 PM »
Just heard rumours that popcorn has hilariously booked two tea parties on top of each other!

While we're all in one room having the HS Art tea party, the local vicar, MP, and other important figures will be having an extremely formal party in the other room, with popcorn forced to run back and forth between them with both groups none the wiser. Hilarity/stress is sure to ensue!

Wouldn't you know it - popcorn's "piss in the tea" prank is already backfiring, as he's mixed up two identical mugs - one with the vicar's tea inside, the other full of rancid piss!

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2021, 06:18:53 PM »
Mmm! This is nice tea indeed. Fit for a vicar.

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Re: popcorn has invited you all round for tea!
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2021, 11:12:18 PM »
I am wearing a bra on my head and singing humorously re-worked Beatles lyrics (every line has a reference to shitting and/or an anus).

I have gone to the HS Art tea party room.

Or have I?!?!

Glebe

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Re: popcorn has invited you all round for tea!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2021, 12:11:50 AM »
Come around Ferris!

We're all invited to stay for tea!

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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2021, 10:35:31 AM »
get the fuck out

all of you

now

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2021, 11:04:06 AM »
Are these scones vegan

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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2021, 11:04:40 AM »
yes (though they have been up my anus)

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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2021, 11:43:37 AM »
get the fuck out

all of you

now

Notice how confident and commanding he has become following his chins extrication.


Borderline sexy now

Glebe

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Re: popcorn has invited you all round for tea!
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2021, 12:43:06 PM »
Tea and sympathy!

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2021, 03:47:16 PM »
Right, where's these anal scones?

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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2021, 03:54:39 PM »
Right, where's these anal scones?

where do you think

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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2021, 05:03:42 PM »
ah he just comes across as a bit aloof and unpleasant now



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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2021, 05:06:03 PM »
balls to you, ninny!

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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2021, 05:08:25 PM »
he has turned into a monster!

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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2021, 05:12:01 PM »
sorry.

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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2021, 05:22:04 PM »
I'm beginning to regret championing the extrication of your four bonus chins

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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2021, 05:36:39 PM »
I'm not fishing scones out of an arse. I'm used to the garden centre, where the lass behind the till shits them out onto a plate for you.

Glebe

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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2021, 09:54:13 PM »
Pass the flumpkins!

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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2021, 11:20:28 PM »
I'm seeing a lot of T but where is the A. I mean arse, gerrum out!

Glebe

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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2021, 05:45:36 PM »
There's also a tiger coming to tea! Watch it!

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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2021, 11:46:22 AM »
There's also a tiger coming to tea! Watch it!

How will I know which one it is

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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2021, 01:19:16 PM »
more cum, vicar

Glebe

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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2021, 02:31:03 PM »
How will I know which one it is

It is a big stripey thing.

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« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2021, 08:45:37 PM »
It is a big stripey thing.

bigger than the stripy tea cosy?

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