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popcorn has invited you all round for tea!

Started by Glebe, September 05, 2021, 05:15:56 PM

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Glebe

Folks, popcorn has invited you all round for tea! Enjoy!

Fambo Number Mive

Can my jam sponges be ones that haven't been up anyone's anus?

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I've heard that he has one of these in his garden, if not this exact one:





So well worth visiting his property for tea if you think you can persuade him to let you have a go

chveik


Captain Poodle Basher

May I have a cup of tea from a pot that popcorn hasn't pissed in? If such a thing exists of course.

Glebe

Guys don't ask me! Ask popcorn, it's his tea party!

Lemming

Just heard rumours that popcorn has hilariously booked two tea parties on top of each other!

While we're all in one room having the HS Art tea party, the local vicar, MP, and other important figures will be having an extremely formal party in the other room, with popcorn forced to run back and forth between them with both groups none the wiser. Hilarity/stress is sure to ensue!

Wouldn't you know it - popcorn's "piss in the tea" prank is already backfiring, as he's mixed up two identical mugs - one with the vicar's tea inside, the other full of rancid piss!

Captain Poodle Basher

Mmm! This is nice tea indeed. Fit for a vicar.

Ferris

I am wearing a bra on my head and singing humorously re-worked Beatles lyrics (every line has a reference to shitting and/or an anus).

I have gone to the HS Art tea party room.

Or have I?!?!

Glebe

Come around Ferris!

We're all invited to stay for tea!

popcorn



popcorn


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Quote from: popcorn on September 09, 2021, 10:35:31 AM
get the fuck out

all of you

now

Notice how confident and commanding he has become following his chins extrication.


Borderline sexy now

Glebe




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ah he just comes across as a bit aloof and unpleasant now



shame


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I'm beginning to regret championing the extrication of your four bonus chins

I'm not fishing scones out of an arse. I'm used to the garden centre, where the lass behind the till shits them out onto a plate for you.

Glebe


Poobum

I'm seeing a lot of T but where is the A. I mean arse, gerrum out!

Glebe

There's also a tiger coming to tea! Watch it!

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Glebe


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