Tell me not to buy this

[Tony Tony Tony]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

On a stick surrounding a surprise sausage centre.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Don't need a glove if you know to sandwich your hands between your thighs. God, have you never slept on a sofa fully clothed without a blanket?

Well the cushions available would have to be pretty bad before I'd subject myself to the smell of me own thighs after whatever circumstances brought me to a sofa

[buzby]

This place cringes at him but Ashens did a fully recorded review of one and it seemed like complete shit.

Techmoan's review is a bit more thorough, and Matt has the added benefit of not being Ashens. The conclusion was still that it's a load of crap though.

[Jittlebags]

Techmoan's review is a bit more thorough, and Matt has the added benefit of not being Ashens. The conclusion was still that it's a load of crap though.

2:30 reminds me of my cock in the morning. Well, the smoke anyway.

[TrenterPercenter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaSnVVV-QU

puppets review

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just need the "will it blend?" guy to wade in now.

[TrenterPercenter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP7DxANtDc8

Other crap kitchen tools are available

[Dex Sawash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP7DxANtDc8

Other crap kitchen tools are available

Subtle but vicious takedown of cake pops.

[Action Fish]

Rhik Samadder's review (from when his column provided a reason to read the Guardian, still)
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair