I'm sorry but popcorn is eating a full Mars Bar.

[Glebe]

Guys, I'm really sorry about this but popcorn is eating a full Mars Bar. Yes, not the Fun Size but a FULL Mars.

I can see him now, from my hiding place on his book shelf. It's only for show, he can't read. I'm peering between the 2015 edition of the Oxford English and a book about soups. I think it's recipes for soups. Anyway, he's chewin' away, watching Pointless and laughing inanely at everything Stephen Armstrong is saying. It's a fucking disgrace.

[seepage]

Too much for me. Maybe a Marathon or a Topic, but not a full Mars Bar, that's crazy.

[popcorn]

still not finished

[Glebe]

Greedy pig!

[popcorn]

still not finished but started a Bounty

come back to Mars later.

[Glebe]

Yuck, Bounty!

[idunnosomename]

absolutely disgusting. crucify him!