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Glebe

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Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!
« on: September 06, 2021, 07:13:31 PM »
Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh! He's tucking into a huge pile of mash with bangers sticking out of it!

More expensive fizzy pop, Huxleys? Chortle!

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2021, 11:48:18 AM »
Sloo!

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2021, 12:03:54 PM »
He’s going to receive a slipper to his arse when he gets home

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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2021, 02:56:03 PM »
He’s going to receive a slipper to his arse when he gets home
as if he hasn't been treated enough today!

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2021, 04:44:01 PM »
Sloo!

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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2021, 06:08:12 PM »
READER'S VOICE: Chuckle! Well done Huxleys! You've done it again with a wizard wheeze!

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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2021, 07:29:49 PM »
Smashing grub, eh readers?

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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2021, 07:30:28 PM »
Great grub, eh readers?

how would we know.  fuck off roger the dodger

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2021, 07:34:15 PM »
I changed it to smashing because that was funnier, keep up mate.

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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2021, 07:46:31 PM »
oh yeah that's so different


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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2021, 10:34:22 PM »
I'm an eccentric mayor who is highly impressed by your noshing skills Huxleys, please accept this 1st prize trophy plus reward of £5 for a smashing nosh-up feed of penny chews and fizzy pop!

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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2021, 10:57:41 PM »
I'm an eccentric mayor who is highly impressed by your noshing skills Huxleys

Cripes, I’ve a feeling I might be getting groomed by this so-called eccentric so-called mayor, eh readers?

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2021, 11:37:45 PM »
Cripes, I’ve a feeling I might be getting groomed by this so-called eccentric so-called mayor, eh readers?

Not that kind of noshing! Oh wait... JINGS!

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2021, 11:41:45 AM »
The fact Huxleys is desirous of all this nosh grates with me.  I wish he was more like the Bumpkin Billionaires

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Re: Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2021, 11:51:43 AM »
I wonder who is going to jump out of the cake being carried to Huxleys' table by four waiters! Will it be Replies from View? Or pancreas?

Kier Starmer offered but we said no. No one wants Kier Starmer jumping out of their cake  apart from perhaps Matt Forde.

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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2021, 12:05:03 PM »
I’ve been invited but there were degrees of uncertainty to their offer - I felt they were waiting for pancreas to confirm first. 


Basically, if I accept I have been “pencilled in”.  I bet pancreas is never “pencilled in”.  I wouldn’t mind but he is never a team player - nobody knows his height and he plays a church organ

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2021, 12:10:44 PM »
Maybe you could both jump out of the cake? I'd quite enjoy that.

Glebe

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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2021, 04:13:59 PM »
READER'S VOICE: You can't have your 'cake' and eat it Huxleys! *mirth!*

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Re: Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2021, 06:41:34 AM »
Ooo a precariously-placed plate of sloppy rhubarb and custard set atop a knife and fork fulcrum, and the Major-General and Mrs Beaufington at the next table over? Crivvens

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