Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh!

[Glebe]

Huxleys has won a slap-up feed at the Restaurant du Posh! He's tucking into a huge pile of mash with bangers sticking out of it!

More expensive fizzy pop, Huxleys? Chortle!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Sloo!

[Replies From View]

He's going to receive a slipper to his arse when he gets home

[idunnosomename]

He's going to receive a slipper to his arse when he gets home

as if he hasn't been treated enough today!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Sloo!

[Glebe]

READER'S VOICE: Chuckle! Well done Huxleys! You've done it again with a wizard wheeze!

[Ferris]

Smashing grub, eh readers?

[Replies From View]

Great grub, eh readers?

how would we know.  fuck off roger the dodger

[Ferris]

I changed it to smashing because that was funnier, keep up mate.

[Replies From View]

oh yeah that's so different

[Glebe]

I'm an eccentric mayor who is highly impressed by your noshing skills Huxleys, please accept this 1st prize trophy plus reward of £5 for a smashing nosh-up feed of penny chews and fizzy pop!

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'm an eccentric mayor who is highly impressed by your noshing skills Huxleys

Cripes, I've a feeling I might be getting groomed by this so-called eccentric so-called mayor, eh readers?

[Glebe]

Cripes, I've a feeling I might be getting groomed by this so-called eccentric so-called mayor, eh readers?

Not that kind of noshing! Oh wait... JINGS!

[Replies From View]

The fact Huxleys is desirous of all this nosh grates with me.  I wish he was more like the Bumpkin Billionaires

[Fambo Number Mive]

I wonder who is going to jump out of the cake being carried to Huxleys' table by four waiters! Will it be Replies from View? Or pancreas?

Kier Starmer offered but we said no. No one wants Kier Starmer jumping out of their cake  apart from perhaps Matt Forde.

[Replies From View]

I've been invited but there were degrees of uncertainty to their offer - I felt they were waiting for pancreas to confirm first. 


Basically, if I accept I have been "pencilled in".  I bet pancreas is never "pencilled in".  I wouldn't mind but he is never a team player - nobody knows his height and he plays a church organ

[Huxleys Babkins]

Maybe you could both jump out of the cake? I'd quite enjoy that.

[Glebe]

READER'S VOICE: You can't have your 'cake' and eat it Huxleys! *mirth!*

[famethrowa]

Ooo a precariously-placed plate of sloppy rhubarb and custard set atop a knife and fork fulcrum, and the Major-General and Mrs Beaufington at the next table over? Crivvens