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Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« on: September 07, 2021, 12:26:02 PM »


https://twitter.com/BrechinCityFC/status/1434789825299812354

Looks like Tim Weatherspoons being belted up the arse.

Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2021, 12:29:21 PM »
The sculptures been around for ages and been moved about and mocked whereever it is. They should take the L (that means lose, granddad) and rubble the fucking thing

Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2021, 12:44:14 PM »
It looks like John Lithgow singing a very high note, so I for one am a big fan.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2021, 12:47:10 PM »
Just trod on a nail.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2021, 01:05:54 PM »
Why is the fella from Spinal Tap in there?

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2021, 01:09:28 PM »
     

not much of a likeness is it?

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2021, 01:12:49 PM »
Who carved it, Ben Garrison?

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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2021, 01:20:31 PM »
Them proportions...


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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2021, 01:23:56 PM »
Always great to see the severed head of 'purps keysman Jon Lord

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2021, 01:25:33 PM »
What are those little black hands doing at the bottom?

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2021, 01:36:03 PM »
Is that Glebe himself at the unveiling?!

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2021, 01:37:48 PM »
Where did they copy William Wallace's O face from?

Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2021, 01:53:23 PM »
I'd rather see a statue of Glebe at Braveheart Park, wherever that might be.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2021, 01:56:04 PM »
terrific PR for Brechin City FC. Whichever staff member pushed for this move deserves a pay rise

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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2021, 02:02:08 PM »
I'd rather see a statue of Glebe at Braveheart Park, wherever that might be.
it's up popcorn's bum

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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2021, 02:07:54 PM »


when u nut but she keep appearing as a vision at your execution

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2021, 02:26:44 PM »
What are those little black hands doing at the bottom?

I think those are the severed hands of the sculptor.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2021, 02:56:55 PM »
I think those are the severed hands of the sculptor.

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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2021, 03:03:57 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2021, 03:24:03 PM »


A pore the instant after you squeeze a blackhead out of it.

Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2021, 03:41:09 PM »
"You'll never take my freedom!"
"We're sticking you in a rock in Brechin."
"Ah, ok."

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2021, 04:58:12 PM »
I didn't make this but it was posted in a chat so I'm unable to attribute it properly, but it's too good not to share.


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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2021, 06:38:49 PM »
Grave-Art

Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2021, 07:04:02 PM »
That used to be at the Wallace Monument, but people kept vandalising it.

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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2021, 07:10:05 PM »
That used to be at the Wallace Monument, but people kept vandalising it.
yeah it's been about for ages

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Monument#Braveheart_statue

It's not just that it looks like Mel Gibson, it's that it's so incredibly inept. Half arsed relief and it genuinely looks like he didn''t leave enough room on the stone for his legs. The sculptor still owns it and loans it to whatever cunt will take it i guess

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2021, 07:12:55 PM »
     

“You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it”

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2021, 11:25:42 PM »
That’s the thing about Robert the Bruce, he famously kept on at it until he eventually convinced everyone.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2021, 11:41:42 PM »
Mad face, bonkers legs, silly naming on his face and that?

Yeah this statue has got Glebe written all over it.

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Re: Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2021, 11:43:27 PM »
Famous at last! That's me standing next to a statue of my ancestor, William 'Crivvins!' McGlebe, who defeated the Sassenachs at the Battle of Whimsy Pass.



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