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Braveheart statue unveiled in Glebe Park

Started by batwings, September 07, 2021, 12:26:02 PM

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batwings


idunnosomename

The sculptures been around for ages and been moved about and mocked whereever it is. They should take the L (that means lose, granddad) and rubble the fucking thing

Small Man Big Horse

It looks like John Lithgow singing a very high note, so I for one am a big fan.

Blumf


Butchers Blind


Chollis




Rizla

Always great to see the severed head of 'purps keysman Jon Lord

Blumf

What are those little black hands doing at the bottom?

The Mollusk


Fambo Number Mive

Where did they copy William Wallace's O face from?

I'd rather see a statue of Glebe at Braveheart Park, wherever that might be.

Blinder Data

terrific PR for Brechin City FC. Whichever staff member pushed for this move deserves a pay rise

idunnosomename

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on September 07, 2021, 01:53:23 PM
I'd rather see a statue of Glebe at Braveheart Park, wherever that might be.
it's up popcorn's bum



when u nut but she keep appearing as a vision at your execution

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Blumf on September 07, 2021, 01:25:33 PM
What are those little black hands doing at the bottom?

I think those are the severed hands of the sculptor.

Dex Sawash






A pore the instant after you squeeze a blackhead out of it.

"You'll never take my freedom!"
"We're sticking you in a rock in Brechin."
"Ah, ok."

Sebastian Cobb

I didn't make this but it was posted in a chat so I'm unable to attribute it properly, but it's too good not to share.


DoesNotFollow


jfjnpxmy

That used to be at the Wallace Monument, but people kept vandalising it.

idunnosomename

Quote from: jfjnpxmy on September 07, 2021, 07:04:02 PM
That used to be at the Wallace Monument, but people kept vandalising it.
yeah it's been about for ages

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Monument#Braveheart_statue

It's not just that it looks like Mel Gibson, it's that it's so incredibly inept. Half arsed relief and it genuinely looks like he didn''t leave enough room on the stone for his legs. The sculptor still owns it and loans it to whatever cunt will take it i guess

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


shiftwork2

That's the thing about Robert the Bruce, he famously kept on at it until he eventually convinced everyone.

Ferris

Mad face, bonkers legs, silly naming on his face and that?

Yeah this statue has got Glebe written all over it.

Glebe

Famous at last! That's me standing next to a statue of my ancestor, William 'Crivvins!' McGlebe, who defeated the Sassenachs at the Battle of Whimsy Pass.

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on September 07, 2021, 02:07:54 PM