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Buy Me a Coffee

Started by popcorn, September 07, 2021, 10:00:31 PM

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popcorn

Buy a Coffee for popcorn

£3

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There you go mate:  a latte



no interest in asking you what kind of coffee you wanted, cheers!  Never spent £3 on it either

Poobum

here's a frothy coffee, with extra froth cause my mouth is full of ulcers!

Glebe


shiftwork2

How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it's £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!

pancreas

Quote from: shiftwork2 on September 07, 2021, 10:53:25 PM
How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it's £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!

I would gladly pay this

Glebe

He buy me a coffee
He buy me a coffee
And he tried to molest me in the parking lot
Yep yep yep!

Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on September 07, 2021, 11:04:28 PM
I would gladly pay this

I'd pay probably 10x that but only if I could personally confirm popcorn was dead.

Glebe

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a coffee today.

Ferris

A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80 so err why is this berk asking for nearly twice that?

Barry Admin

3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)

imitationleather

How much would it cost to euthanise popcorn? At the vet they price it based on weight so I reckon I might wait until he's done a few more of those mad workouts to save me a few quid.

pancreas


Ferris

Quote from: Barry Admin on September 08, 2021, 12:16:37 AM
3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)

3 quid for a mug of joe? You want working on boy.


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Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 07, 2021, 11:53:55 PM
A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80

Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?


Paul Calf

Here's a flat white.

It's lukewarn because I had to wait for it to cool so it didn't burn my cock.

Ferris

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on September 08, 2021, 12:15:02 PM
Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?

If you're not consuming coffee one drip at a time directly into an orifice of your choice, you are massively missing out.

Cuellar

How can I be sure you won't just spend this on coffee


popcorn


idunnosomename

BUY YOUR OWN DAMN COFFEE, YA LOUSY BUM!

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popcorn


pancreas

Here, have this coffee on me. There's literally nothing wrong with it.

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hey popcorn do you like coffee with your mug of microwaved pubes, haha

popcorn


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hey popcorn cop a load of this



enter it into your mouth