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Buy Me a Coffee
« on: September 07, 2021, 10:00:31 PM »
Buy a Coffee for popcorn

£3

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2021, 10:03:05 PM »
There you go mate:  a latte



no interest in asking you what kind of coffee you wanted, cheers!  Never spent £3 on it either

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2021, 10:48:23 PM »
here's a frothy coffee, with extra froth cause my mouth is full of ulcers!

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2021, 10:49:30 PM »
Here's 50p for a latte.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2021, 10:53:25 PM »
How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it’s £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2021, 11:04:28 PM »
How much is a funeral for popcorn oh it’s £0.01 yes please!!!!!!!!

I would gladly pay this

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2021, 11:46:46 PM »
He buy me a coffee
He buy me a coffee
And he tried to molest me in the parking lot
Yep yep yep!

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2021, 11:51:34 PM »
I would gladly pay this

I’d pay probably 10x that but only if I could personally confirm popcorn was dead.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2021, 11:53:06 PM »
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a coffee today.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2021, 11:53:55 PM »
A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80 so err why is this berk asking for nearly twice that?

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2021, 12:16:37 AM »
3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2021, 12:48:03 AM »
How much would it cost to euthanise popcorn? At the vet they price it based on weight so I reckon I might wait until he's done a few more of those mad workouts to save me a few quid.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2021, 01:06:34 AM »
i will do it for a monkey

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2021, 01:15:40 AM »
3 quid is the default price on that site :-)

(And seems about right for a Tim Hortons over here, if my pre-lockdown memory serves me.)

3 quid for a mug of joe? You want working on boy.

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2021, 11:56:17 AM »
Blow my ass sky high

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2021, 12:02:46 PM »
Blow my ass sky high

It’s already fully inflated mate

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2021, 12:15:02 PM »
A 16oz drip coffee costs me $2.80

Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2021, 12:17:24 PM »
It’s already fully inflated mate
not even my final form

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2021, 01:46:12 PM »
Here's a flat white.

It's lukewarn because I had to wait for it to cool so it didn't burn my cock.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2021, 01:54:54 PM »
Why don't you just get one that you drink with your mouth?

If you’re not consuming coffee one drip at a time directly into an orifice of your choice, you are massively missing out.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2021, 02:09:08 PM »
How can I be sure you won't just spend this on coffee

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2021, 04:13:26 PM »
£3

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2021, 08:51:01 PM »
avoid fees and delays

£3

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2021, 10:57:53 AM »
BUY YOUR OWN DAMN COFFEE, YA LOUSY BUM!

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2021, 12:08:06 PM »
COLON, IRRIGATE YOURSELF

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2021, 02:02:41 PM »
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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2021, 09:29:12 PM »
Here, have this coffee on me. There's literally nothing wrong with it.

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2021, 10:49:01 AM »
hey popcorn do you like coffee with your mug of microwaved pubes, haha

Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2021, 11:33:00 AM »
blurgh horrid!

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Re: Buy Me a Coffee
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2021, 11:44:49 AM »
hey popcorn cop a load of this



enter it into your mouth

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