shiftwork2 "jacking it all in to become unicyclist"

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well, it's finally happened.  many of us have seen this coming for years.

shiftwork2:  architect, award-winning writer, physicist, painter, radiation suit tester, gambler, restauranter and Unshaking Beatles Fan is now preparing to "jack it all in" and become the world's first unicyclist.  He has printed up several "I plan to focus on unicycling" t-shirts which he plans to wear out swiftly through a mixture of excessive sweating and sudden physical lunges.


A noble and selfless career move that will no doubt tickle the tastebuds of all who fall in his wake.

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This is his first morning without paid employment, folks.  Wish him luck!

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How's it all going, shiftwork?



first afternoon now!  exciting!!

[chveik]

all the best in your new venture shitwork2!! x

[shiftwork2]

all the best in your new venture shitwork2!! x

Well, quite.

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Come on shiftwork; how's it going?  We are all gagging to know how your balancing skills are coming along and all the rest

[shiftwork2]

It's been quite easy actually as I'm a noted penny farthing rider around the parish.  It really is something you never forget, isn't it?  It's like riding a bike.

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Even without the handlebars?  That surprises me.

[Twit 2]

Saw him on a quad bike, down a farm track, cackling, shouting "Fuck unicycling, fuck the whole unicycling industry!" Well, that didn't last long!

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why is he so fickle??


I had a lot of hopes for this project and for shiftwork2 to become the world's first ever unicyclist.  all scuppered  :(




no fruition today  :(

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It was 'jacking it all off', as it happens.

[Glebe]

This is absolutely typical of the monster shiftwork2.