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shiftwork2 "jacking it all in to become unicyclist"
« on: September 08, 2021, 09:22:32 PM »
well, it's finally happened.  many of us have seen this coming for years.

shiftwork2:  architect, award-winning writer, physicist, painter, radiation suit tester, gambler, restauranter and Unshaking Beatles Fan is now preparing to "jack it all in" and become the world's first unicyclist.  He has printed up several "I plan to focus on unicycling" t-shirts which he plans to wear out swiftly through a mixture of excessive sweating and sudden physical lunges.


A noble and selfless career move that will no doubt tickle the tastebuds of all who fall in his wake.

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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2021, 07:31:11 AM »
This is his first morning without paid employment, folks.  Wish him luck!

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2021, 12:07:58 PM »
How’s it all going, shiftwork?



first afternoon now!  exciting!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2021, 12:08:43 PM »
all the best in your new venture shitwork2!! x

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2021, 01:27:26 PM »
all the best in your new venture shitwork2!! x

Well, quite.

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2021, 04:33:56 PM »
Come on shiftwork; how’s it going?  We are all gagging to know how your balancing skills are coming along and all the rest

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2021, 04:50:12 PM »
It’s been quite easy actually as I’m a noted penny farthing rider around the parish.  It really is something you never forget, isn’t it?  It’s like riding a bike.

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2021, 05:02:38 PM »
Even without the handlebars?  That surprises me.

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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2021, 08:24:53 PM »
Saw him on a quad bike, down a farm track, cackling, shouting “Fuck unicycling, fuck the whole unicycling industry!” Well, that didn’t last long!

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2021, 09:10:53 PM »
why is he so fickle??


I had a lot of hopes for this project and for shiftwork2 to become the world’s first ever unicyclist.  all scuppered  :(




no fruition today  :(

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Re: shiftwork2 "jacking it all in to become unicyclist"
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2021, 01:38:43 PM »
It was 'jacking it all off', as it happens.

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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2021, 08:15:57 PM »
This is absolutely typical of the monster shiftwork2.

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