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Who's hogging all the anus?
« on: September 09, 2021, 10:55:51 AM »
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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2021, 11:01:03 AM »
Good question, my anus cupboard is bare (unlike my anus).

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2021, 11:44:35 AM »
I like to collect anuses up and slide them onto a padlock which I keep inside a shed



There is something very sensory about sliding an anus onto a padlock.  I do recommend it

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2021, 11:50:08 AM »
It’s not me you should be worried about, either.  It’s the guy who has enough storage space for the rest of each arse

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2021, 12:04:14 PM »
Lords of Welsh Anal

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2021, 12:44:18 PM »
I've kept a slice n the pantry for later!

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2021, 01:05:11 PM »
What are the best sauces/side dishes for such a meal?

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2021, 01:41:49 PM »
Daddy’s brown sauce.

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2021, 06:14:49 PM »
Hole-man’s Mustard

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2021, 07:15:24 PM »
Nice and slicey!

Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2021, 09:57:33 AM »
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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2021, 11:01:24 AM »
Someone's hoggin' all the anus
Somebody's lovin' the smell
Someone's hoggin' all the anus
Somebody's lovin' the smell
Do me a favour
Open your cheeks and let 'em in

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2021, 11:41:26 AM »
Someone's hoggin' all the anus
Somebody's lovin' the smell
Someone's hoggin' all the anus
Somebody's lovin' the smell
Do me a favour
Open your cheeks and let 'em in

Could you take this seriously please?  This isn’t an advert for NikNaks here.  If you want anus you gotta get into pork scratchings mate.

Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2021, 12:05:15 PM »
Sorry :(

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2021, 12:11:10 PM »
Those delicious hairs still clinging to the most moreish of crackling.  Mmm, just like mother used to make  :)

Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2021, 12:11:48 PM »
And who's been anus-ing all my hogs?

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2021, 12:12:18 PM »
And who's been anus-ing all my hogs?

Horse an carriage, mate

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2021, 12:20:12 PM »
There was a television interview event wasn’t there, where the unique features of every arse were heavily curtailed - and wasn’t a dimetrodon allowed in to explore all the furniture?


Or am I mixing up several memories here.

Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2021, 01:04:53 PM »
What are the best sauces/side dishes for such a meal?

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »
I've kept a slice n the pantry for later!

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Re: Who's hogging all the anus?
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2021, 01:59:24 PM »
it’s geriatric he/him bussy fanatics

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