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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #360 on: September 13, 2021, 12:41:58 PM »
If I was a Muslim terrorist I’d kidnap Joe Biden and just bum him on camera. Broadcast it on GB News, just Joe Biden getting endlessly buggered.

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« Reply #361 on: September 13, 2021, 12:47:55 PM »
If I was a Muslim terrorist I’d kidnap Joe Biden and just bum him on camera. Broadcast it on GB News, just Joe Biden getting endlessly buggered.

its interesting but think the plane into the twin towers plan had a bigger wow factor

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #362 on: September 13, 2021, 12:50:49 PM »
its interesting but think the plane into the twin towers plan had a bigger wow factor

I didn’t tell you that the sodomy is being perpetrated by Osama and Khalid, two 6ft8 identical twin brothers who call themselves the twin towers.

Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #363 on: September 13, 2021, 01:12:22 PM »
you've added a nice bit of garnish to the idea there but for me I'm just doubtful they'd give it serious thought

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« Reply #364 on: September 13, 2021, 01:23:34 PM »
Doing gay sex up a man's bum might be a hard sell for an Islamist group. Unless they bum the bummers as punishment, and so on forever.

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« Reply #365 on: September 13, 2021, 01:26:49 PM »
Well the whole of the planet bumming each other would certainly be a spectacle

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #366 on: September 13, 2021, 02:27:29 PM »
Of course.

Ok and when you day would “I” like to have, do you mean I get to keep them afterwards?

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #367 on: September 13, 2021, 02:27:58 PM »
If I was a Muslim terrorist I’d kidnap Joe Biden and just bum him on camera. Broadcast it on GB News, just Joe Biden getting endlessly buggered.

Sodomised, please



Edit:  ah never mind you amended it in your next post.

I didn’t tell you that the sodomy is being perpetrated by Osama and Khalid, two 6ft8 identical twin brothers who call themselves the twin towers.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #368 on: September 13, 2021, 02:28:38 PM »
And to this day the attacks go unavenged.

I got revenge by marrying a muslim and essentially causing a 9/11's worth of bother

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #369 on: September 13, 2021, 02:30:13 PM »
Doing gay sex up a man's bum might be a hard sell for an Islamist group.

Nah they could just bum him in the face

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #370 on: September 13, 2021, 03:31:34 PM »
It’s not gay if you bum them REALLY HARD. It’s manly. The only thing more manly is when you kiss them and hold them and whisper “I love you, you’re doing a great job” during the bummerage.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #371 on: September 13, 2021, 03:35:49 PM »
And like them on grindr

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #372 on: September 13, 2021, 03:52:58 PM »
And like them on grindr

This is the butchest thing I’ve ever heard.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #373 on: September 13, 2021, 05:01:49 PM »
It’s even butcher to do it


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« Reply #374 on: September 13, 2021, 05:25:02 PM »
It’s not gay if you bum them REALLY HARD. It’s manly.

Yeah, like when you're in the prison showers with Loony Len, hardman of the wing, who's seven feet and makes brick outhouses look feeble, and he asks you to pick up the soap.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #375 on: September 13, 2021, 06:52:13 PM »
Nothing better than getting the lads round and getting greased up for a wrestle and a cuddle. Lads, lads, lads.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #376 on: September 13, 2021, 08:34:30 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum

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Following the September 11 attacks in 2001, Clear Channel Communications, the largest owner of radio stations in the United States, circulated an internal memo containing a list of songs that program directors felt were "lyrically questionable" to play in the aftermath of the attack.

List of Songs:
  • Beastie Boys - Sabotage
  • The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
  • Pat Benatar - Hit Me with Your Best Shot
  • Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight
  • Drowning Pool - Bodies
  • Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly
  • Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky
  • Elton John - Bennie and The Jets
  • Elton John - Rocket Man
  • Don McLean - American Pie
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Aeroplane
  • Talking Heads - Burning Down the House
  • The Trammps - Disco Inferno

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #377 on: September 13, 2021, 09:53:14 PM »
Why ban Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters but not Learning to Fly by Tom Petty? I suppose there was a risk disgruntled Muslims may have interpreted it as some sort of twisted command from the nicest guy in rock.

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« Reply #378 on: September 13, 2021, 09:56:36 PM »
Why ban Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters but not Learning to Fly by Tom Petty? I suppose there was a risk disgruntled Muslims may have interpreted it as some sort of twisted command from the nicest guy in rock.

I was selective with the list so it’s incomplete. Free Fallin’ was one of the banned songs I omitted.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #379 on: September 13, 2021, 10:06:01 PM »
Well in that case it’s a miracle that “Smashing down towers is a great big laugh” by The Aeroplanes slipped through the net then!

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #380 on: September 13, 2021, 10:06:32 PM »
I did think of Another One Bites the Dust but why would Killer Queen be banned?

Quote from: Queen - Killer Queen
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Jet fuel melts steel beams
Guaranteed to blow the towers
Anytime

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« Reply #381 on: September 13, 2021, 10:09:20 PM »
I started a thread about this in Oscillations last year - I think my favourite post-9/11 banned song is Enter Sandman, just the thought of someone being so triggered by the mention of sandy men that they can't bear to listen to it.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #382 on: September 13, 2021, 10:28:56 PM »
Why ban Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters but not Learning to Fly by Tom Petty?

Or Pink Floyd.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #383 on: September 13, 2021, 10:29:50 PM »
I was going to ask why but it’s quite self-explanatory actually.

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Instant explosion
Impossible heat

Somebody near you escapes from the window
And falls so incredibly fast

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH GRAVITY

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #384 on: September 13, 2021, 11:06:15 PM »
not gonna necro-bump that to comment on The Bangles but before the government released their intelligence of Al-Quada in Afghanistan, a lot of Americans speculated it was terrorism out of Egypt (or Libya)

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #386 on: September 13, 2021, 11:51:15 PM »
not gonna necro-bump that to comment on The Bangles but before the government released their intelligence of Al-Quada in Afghanistan, a lot of Americans speculated it was terrorism out of Egypt (or Libya)

They’re falling down like a domino.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #388 on: September 14, 2021, 12:24:54 PM »
They’re falling down like a domino.
dominos don't fall down from an upper critical structural failure leading to complete progressive collapse.

Although the 1993 bombing was intended to topple the N tower into the S. Problem there is no one would've been filming it. Bit of a waste really.

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Re: 20 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers...
« Reply #389 on: September 14, 2021, 12:31:38 PM »
dominos don't fall down from an upper critical structural failure leading to complete progressive collapse.

He said domino, singular.

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