Rowntree Skittles go in the food bin please

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Not in the normal kitchen bin or recycling

[Huxleys Babkins]

What about Cadbury's Skittles?

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What about Cadbury's Skittles?

It's called Schweppes and it goes down the kitchen sink or into the bathroom toilet.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Downstairs toilet is closer, can I stick it in there?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Forget that, Richard's just chucked it out in the garden. Fucks sake, Richard, we'll have ants.

[popcorn]

Up me arse

[Huxleys Babkins]

Look at what you've done now, Richard. popcorn's got ants up his arse.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gonna have to chuck a boiling kettle of water down popcorn's anus before they start a colony.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Or should I say colon-y!!!