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they’ve banned beaks :-(
« on: September 10, 2021, 06:06:44 PM »
all birds have to hAnd in their beaks by sunday night.

any beaks after that will be confiscated.

do not try to slide beaks round the back to hide them, they know that dodge.

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Re: they’ve banned beaks :-(
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2021, 06:15:51 PM »
We all knew this was on the way.  Only a matter of time before cloacas are forbidden too

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2021, 07:59:16 PM »
Does this apply to pterosaurs??

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2021, 08:25:20 PM »
Squids as well.  All the fossilised squid beaks you find along the Jurassic Coast:  banned mate

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2021, 08:51:27 PM »
bad news for beak bros

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2021, 09:01:36 PM »
We're going to be inundated with unmunched seeds. We will simply drown in millet.

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2021, 09:12:16 PM »
Better get mulching hadn’t you then

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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2021, 09:59:41 PM »
Does this apply to pterosaurs??

they say ‘avians’, this gov is confusing at the best of times. would advise playing it safe and removing the beaks.

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2021, 10:08:40 PM »
I can't see what bottled water has to do with any of this.  neither a screw top lid nor a 'sports flippo top' lid is anything like a beak

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2021, 12:36:02 AM »
Generous Seagull in shambles.

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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2021, 04:18:24 AM »
You misunderstood. They've banned magistrates. I don't know what to make of it, though.

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Re: they’ve banned beaks :-(
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2021, 11:30:10 AM »
You misunderstood. They've banned magistrates. I don't know what to make of it, though.

Not quite, the issue was that a high court judge took offence at being called “The Beak” and only went and #cancelled #beaks.

The public is rightly outraged. Residents of Derbyshire have used esoteric local byelaws to rename their national park “The Beak District” in protest. Famous actor Maxine has changed her surname by deed poll to Beake in solidarity. My local walking group are doing the “3-Beaks Challenge” this weekend to raise awareness.

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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2021, 11:50:36 AM »
This is terrible news. I adore beaks. I will write immediately to my MP (Mbeeak, like a bird's beak)

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