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Fambo Number Mive

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Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« on: September 13, 2021, 03:13:55 PM »
Serious participants only.

Discussions include best foods to eat, length, amount and music listened to during the course of the ejaculation.

Please bring a dish for lunch and feel free to mix in some of your semen. Do let us know if you cannot stay for the mutual tugging at the end.

£4, car park opposite the Turgid Bluebottle pub.

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2021, 03:38:24 PM »
If you don’t drive a car do you still need to pay £4?

Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2021, 04:15:45 PM »
Seems unfair that we have to pay just because we passed our driving test

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2021, 04:35:49 PM »
I have been informed by the activity coordinator of THEC that the £4 is for everyone, it covers hire of the car park and the chairs rather than parking charges. The 15C runs past the pub so people without cars can get that.

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2021, 05:22:53 PM »
Apparently Norfolk is becoming notorious for this kind of thing now.


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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2021, 09:09:10 PM »
Globe you will love finding out that half of it’s in South Norfolk (with the southern contingent of the north folk) and the other half is in North Suffolk (with the northern contingent of the south folk).  I say ‘love finding out’, I meant you may now want to pull out your ringpiece with a coathanger.

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2021, 07:31:11 AM »
I have been informed by the activity coordinator of THEC that the £4 is for everyone

Ok I get to take everyone home at the end?

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2021, 07:47:34 AM »
You are welcome to invite them back to your house for "further discussion".

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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2021, 08:57:38 AM »
They’d better comply for £4.  Closely weighing up the benefits between this and the national trust membership.

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Re: Thetford Forest Ejaculation Chat
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2021, 12:48:25 PM »
Donate to the Forestry Cummission, they fund frot clearings, spooge bins, biff log maintenance as well as car stickers and keyrings.

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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2021, 07:54:03 PM »
I keep being told that it's some kind of rare tree fungus

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