The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes

[popcorn]

CONTESTANT: get the crystal

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whhuuooarr go up the rope ladder out of the aztec zone, now an advert break

[Ferris]

Bald contestant: *aside* I can't wait to get enough gold tickets to win that golfing weekend in Arbroath.

[madhair60]

hello i'm richard o brian you have got to solve the rooms to win crystals you can use in the crystal dome ok guys here we go good luck

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hello i am tod chew da pole and i say "let the fans blow" instead of "let the fans begin"

[pancreas]

Mumsy! Get your hand off my penis!

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spin for about 3 minutes on this disc and fail to get anywhere and then get locked in

[Captain Z]

Computer! Can you take away two incorrect crystals, leave the contestant with the correct crystal and one remaining wrong crystal.

[idunnosomename]

the pony trekking holiday in Ullswater will be mine!!!!

[Glebe]

RICHARD O' BRIEN: The Crustal Maaaze!!

MILLENNIALS: What?!

[Mr Farenheit]

JOGGER JONES wins 3 crystals effortlessly, carries the whole team on his back. Guy's a fuckin crytal machine

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NERVILE DRUNE picked for yet another MENTL game


you should see him spzzn out in the pits



GET THE CRYSTAL NERVILE


FUCKN GETS IT.  LIMBS EVERYWHERE



LEGEND

[Dr Rock]

The Police - Elle elllo ello what's all this then?

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Where's the crystal???"

"Hidden, mate. Whole point of the game. Win the game first and it'll pop out. Fucks sake."

[idunnosomename]

COME OUT COME OUT

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SHOUT AT THE CRYSTAL

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alright that's 5 seconds in the crystal dome or you can use it to buy out Gus

[Huxleys Babkins]

We started as a team, we'll finish as a team.

[ImmaculateClump]

There's a hole there, underneath the crytsal cage. maybe put your cock in there?

I don't think that's what it's there for

It's always worth a try (harmonica solo)

I think that's just the hole the crystal drops out of if you figure out the puzzle?

Is there anything else in there that looks like you might be able to stick your cock in it, chris?

15 seconds, people

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gus grabbing nothing but silver in the scant 15 seconds available. Stuffing them in the box with his chubby claws.

[idunnosomename]

GET THE CRYSTAL!!!

[Dr Rock]

The Police - We 'av hreason to believe that hon these ere premises han hillegal recreation hof the TV show Brighton Belles is taking place contrary to the European Act of Not Doin' Telly Shows Wivout The Proper Papers 1964'

[pulls aside fake beard]

'Heheh viewers- it's not really the police, it's me, Beadles About! Shhh!''

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I recognise that "shhh" noise

[Dr Rock]

'Eh? It was nothing!' (Delivers lethal injection of diamorphine)

'That's it, sleepy-byes Ethel'

[Captain Z]

Remember when Ed Tudor Pole broke his ankle running onto the set for the first time?

[pancreas]

Touch the floor again, you cunt, go on, just fucking end your pathetic self. We won't be coming back for you. Ever.

[Dr Rock]

[Pulls aside other beard]

'Tee-hee, it's not Beadle's About at all really! It's me, Dr Harold Shipman! Now shhhh!!'

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I recognise that "shhhh" noise

[pancreas]

TO THE RUNCORN SHARTING ZONE!!

[Dr Rock]

I recognise that "shhhh" noise

'What th? Still alive, but how? Bah this isn't lethal diamorphine I injected you with, it's harmless chip-fat! If anything that will make you stronger! I'd best scarper, eh readers/viewers!'