The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes

[Huxleys Babkins]

Remember when they replaced the Industrial zone with a zone set in Trago Mills, Merthyr Tidfil?

[Ferris]

Right then you fuckers let's have it: what was the best zone?

Spoiler alert

Aztec for me, Clive

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[badaids]

Richard O'Brien playing the mouth organ except he's wearing an alien 'take me to you dealer t-shirt. Other than that exactly the same.

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Richard O'Brien except he has hair and calls himself tutor tudor pole

[pancreas]

Someone glues razor blades to the edge of Richard O'Brien's harmonica and there is a lot of blood. Aztec Zone, so it all ends up soaking into the sand.

[Cuellar]

But on the plus side, Xipe Totec is appeased and everyone has a lovely snack of maize.

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OOHHH MUMSY YOU PROMISED ME A CHUPPA CHUP LOLLYPOP IF I WAS A GOOD BOY

ALRIGHT RICHARD AFTER THIS YOU CAN HAVE ONE

[bomb_dog]

Nerrrrrrrr der-ner ner ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
45 seconds!

Come out! Come out!

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Nerrrrrrrr der-ner ner ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
45 seconds!

Come out! Come out!

Why are they being pulled out of the crystal dome?

[Twit 2]

Interestingly, as in Borges's Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote, The Crystal Maze except it's just The Crystal Maze with no changes is better than the original The Crystal Maze.

[Goldentony]

open this door and walk through it

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open this door and walk through it

Can anyone work out what I need to do

[bomb_dog]

Make a cup of tea.

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I haven't seen the mary whitehouse experience so I can't  :(

[Captain Z]

Can you see the crystal??

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No  :(

[Captain Z]

What does the sign say?

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It says:


GO FUCK YOURSELF,
KEITH x

[Ferris]

What's on the floor?

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hay



some metal chains like you get in dungeons




bits of old boat






and a fragment of an aztec zone

[Ferris]

Can you lift the boat up with the chains? What is the pendulum for?

[Cuellar]

Just come out, come out now.

Come out.

Get out.

Out.

Out!

COME OUT!

GET OOOUUUTTTT!!!

[Captain Z]

Mumsy keeps on to get those cobwebs off the beams but, I don't know, I think it gives the place a sense of character - A MINUTE THIRTY! - what's he doing in there? What are you doing, man?

[Cuellar]

He's not coming...he's not listening! He's not listen..COME OUT

[Ferris]

Can you reach the sand? You have to get to the sand!

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The pendulum appears to be rooted to the spot.  Can't sway it

[Ferris]

You need to use the sand... listen! you need to use the sand on the pendulum. Can you hear me?

No, on the pendulum. On it!




He can't hear me.

[pancreas]

Unfortunately, Mumsy's in a bit of funk today. I confessed that I liked Jeremy Corbyn and she said he was a scruff and should be scaring crows in a cornfield. I pointed out she was saying this covered in three layers of unwashed rags and with sick down her front and then she stormed off spluttering something about lèse majesté.

[idunnosomename]

GET OUT GET OUT

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GET OUT GET OUT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO