The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes

[ImmaculateClump]

"do you know, this is most expensive show on the telly?"

"whaaaa?! but it looks so cheap and shit! Ah well, I suppose you had to build all the sets and everything, and those murder mystery weekends in Lincolnshire don't come cheap. Are the crystals, like ... real crystals?"

[Huxleys Babkins]

TEAM CAPTAIN: Wait a second. Those aren't gold and silver tokens. They're fivers!

RICHARD O'BRIEN: Oh, are they? However could they have gotten in there?

TEAM CAPTAIN: Yeah, about a thousand quid's worth. And the moat around the dome seems to be filled with bright green gunge.

RICHARD O'BRIEN: Oh, how bizarre!

TEAM CAPTAIN: And you've shrunk about a foot and grown a tidy beard.

RICHARD O'BRIEN: No, I shouldn't have thought th-

BAILIFF: (Off Set) Oi! Come back here, Edmonds, you've been told before!

*RICHARD O'BRIEN'S BALD CAP FALLS OFF*

EDMONDS: Oh, bollocks.

[Replies From View]

There's something very wrong with Noel Edmonds

[Dr Rock]

As if by magic, three ravenous T-Rex's appear. And one of then is being ridden by Baby Hitler.

[badaids]

Well done you've collected 12 crystals, under the new timing system that gives you 37 nanoseconds in the Crystal Dome...  good luck!

[Captain Z]

CRYSTALEERS, STAND BY

And in the crystal dome today the house robots are Sargeant Bash, and Sir Killalot...