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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2021, 04:27:20 PM »
Remember when they replaced the Industrial zone with a zone set in Trago Mills, Merthyr Tidfil?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2021, 05:18:46 PM »
Right then you fuckers let’s have it: what was the best zone?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2021, 05:23:41 PM »
Richard O’Brien playing the mouth organ except he’s wearing an alien ‘take me to you dealer t-shirt. Other than that exactly the same.

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2021, 05:34:04 PM »
Richard O'Brien except he has hair and calls himself tutor tudor pole

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2021, 05:39:17 PM »
Someone glues razor blades to the edge of Richard O'Brien's harmonica and there is a lot of blood. Aztec Zone, so it all ends up soaking into the sand.

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2021, 05:51:04 PM »
But on the plus side, Xipe Totec is appeased and everyone has a lovely snack of maize.

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2021, 05:53:27 PM »
OOHHH MUMSY YOU PROMISED ME A CHUPPA CHUP LOLLYPOP IF I WAS A GOOD BOY

ALRIGHT RICHARD AFTER THIS YOU CAN HAVE ONE

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2021, 06:26:40 PM »
Nerrrrrrrr der-ner ner ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
45 seconds!

Come out! Come out!

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« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2021, 06:43:32 PM »
Nerrrrrrrr der-ner ner ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
Ner
45 seconds!

Come out! Come out!

Why are they being pulled out of the crystal dome?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2021, 06:53:41 PM »
Interestingly, as in Borges’s Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote, The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes is better than the original The Crystal Maze.

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« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2021, 07:25:04 PM »
open this door and walk through it

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« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2021, 07:55:29 PM »
open this door and walk through it

Can anyone work out what I need to do

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2021, 08:25:18 PM »
Make a cup of tea.

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2021, 08:26:53 PM »
I haven’t seen the mary whitehouse experience so I can’t  :(

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2021, 08:36:00 PM »
Can you see the crystal??

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2021, 08:36:27 PM »
No  :(

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« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2021, 08:41:46 PM »
What does the sign say?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2021, 08:49:55 PM »
It says:


GO FUCK YOURSELF,
KEITH x

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2021, 09:34:39 PM »
What’s on the floor?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2021, 09:41:20 PM »
hay



some metal chains like you get in dungeons




bits of old boat






and a fragment of an aztec zone

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2021, 09:57:38 PM »
Can you lift the boat up with the chains? What is the pendulum for?

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2021, 10:05:06 PM »
Just come out, come out now.

Come out.

Get out.

Out.

Out!

COME OUT!

GET OOOUUUTTTT!!!

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2021, 10:06:00 PM »
Mumsy keeps on to get those cobwebs off the beams but, I don't know, I think it gives the place a sense of character - A MINUTE THIRTY! - what's he doing in there? What are you doing, man?

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« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2021, 10:11:21 PM »
He's not coming...he's not listening! He's not listen..COME OUT

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« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2021, 10:20:59 PM »
Can you reach the sand? You have to get to the sand!

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« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2021, 10:31:19 PM »
The pendulum appears to be rooted to the spot.  Can't sway it

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« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2021, 10:33:56 PM »
You need to use the sand... listen! you need to use the sand on the pendulum. Can you hear me?

No, on the pendulum. On it!




He can't hear me.

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Re: The Crystal Maze except it’s just The Crystal Maze with no changes
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2021, 10:58:58 PM »
Unfortunately, Mumsy's in a bit of funk today. I confessed that I liked Jeremy Corbyn and she said he was a scruff and should be scaring crows in a cornfield. I pointed out she was saying this covered in three layers of unwashed rags and with sick down her front and then she stormed off spluttering something about lèse majesté.

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« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2021, 09:48:19 AM »
GET OUT GET OUT

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