"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."

Robot War except you must place your penis in Shunt

Started by touchingcloth, September 13, 2021, 11:49:27 PM

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Let's fucking robots
Til our knobs are sore
We're shunting Matilda
On Robot War



a present for matilda

I always wanted to shag Matilda

stroke that pneumatic tail

pull towards her, tense, a gasp

gently stroke the gap between her chainsaw and her rear armour, a brief, sensuous, gravelly roar, she degloves my hand

My cock gently strokes the same heavenly gap

another momentary purr

all the skin from my penis has been removed up to my pubic mound

a red raw wound, my foreskin tangled up in Matilda's chainsaw chains

my willy skin a drapery

half a labia on my Matilda

my phimosis is cured


We are afraid we have had to pull this episode due to complaints here's the Little & Large 1980 Christmas Special instead.

Gah! Angrily shagging my bread bin now.
This isn't over!
Syyyyyd! I'm coming for youuuuu!

Scanlon in a boilersuit, eyeing me coquettishly. Sorry Angie, I've only eyes for one.