the shoulders stomach bivouac adventure

Started by Replies From View, September 14, 2021, 11:03:29 PM

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bundle in, everybody!

shoulders is expecting to lose a lot of body heat through his bald head


we mustn't let him do that so pile in everyone and smother him, all his body parts!  give him all your weight and heat!  exhale constant hot air onto his face!

gib

I once disagreed with him a thread so i hope he goes even more bald and loses 90% of his body heat, sorry if this wasn't what you wanted to hear.

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there's room for everyone's opinions in this tent!



bring your body heat here you big gorilla.  park yourself on shoulders' torso and crush his head with your chest.  curl your own head down and pipe all your warm breath into his lungs; time your breathing out so it always matches when he breathes in

gib


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we will help shoulders stomach survive  :)

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we mustn't let shoulders stomach freeze through his scalp

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TENT STYLE CAMPFIRE SONGS FOR INSIDE TENT USE



OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAISE HIM
OH PRAAAAAAISE HIM
OH SMOTHER HIM
OH BOIL HIM UP
OH MAKE HIM NICE AND WARM

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come on everyone get all the woollen things around



pack them all around his bald head





make him so comfortable






that's it really force them close

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that's it squash them around his lovely head



lie on top of them to keep them in place




mustn't let them spring open

PlanktonSideburns

What's that shoulders? I can't hear you, you're kinda muffled

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that's it keep piping your delicious warm breath down to him


popcorn

Difficult to get a good hold due to his overeager application of Bonce-O™

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Remember:  overeager does not equal diligent.  YOU WILL FIND A WAY IN