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You know what they always say about bumming a horse

Started by Replies From View, September 15, 2021, 12:21:08 PM

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Espy a horse
Bum it up
All that day
You'll have bummed a horse


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It wears off after a time, though.  Maybe two or three days later you will no longer have bummed a horse so replenishment will be needed.



a "booster" bum, if you will


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Sometimes I like to apply fleshy human-style buttocks to the horse to give it an air of pre-bumming grace and allure

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popcorn


Glebe



Glebe

Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 01:07:44 PMYou do bum the horse.

Peeping Tom popcorn at it again! I'll have to close the curtains next time! Mind you, it was a bugger getting that stallion up four flights of stairs!

popcorn


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Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 12:50:43 PM
Don't bum a gift horse in the mouth

It's "don't look a bum horse in the mouth... look it in the bum, and then bum it where the bum is (its bum)"



and "beware greek horses baring their bums, and then bum them right up where the sun don't shine (the bum area)"



and "if you ever find a horse that thinks the sun shines out of its bum, then bum it (bum)"

Glebe


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Quote from: Glebe on September 16, 2021, 02:08:23 PM
Never look a gift bum in a horse's bumface.

true but you just wouldn't anyway.  proverbs are for things that people actually need to be reminded about

popcorn

You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum

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Quote from: popcorn on September 16, 2021, 02:26:23 PM
You can bum a horse to water but you can't make it bum

exactly


also, depending on the translation:  you can lead a horse to bumming but you cannot bum its bum


although that one is known to be false because you certainly can bum a horse's bum

popcorn

You can bum a horse to water but you can't make its bum

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you can recalibrate a horse's bumming credentials but you must respect its boundaries if it still rejects being bummed

Glebe

Now popcorn has scrawled expletives on the horse's bum.

hamfist

some days you bum the horse

some days the horse bums you

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Quote from: hamfist on September 16, 2021, 11:40:20 PM
some days you bum the horse

some days the horse bums you

Yes, and the truth...


....the real truth...





....lies somewhere in the middle.







Goodnight.