What's black and smells?

[touchingcloth]

Cards Against Humanity consider new question card

[Twit 2]

stoat meconium

[Mr Banlon]

I thought Marmite was a leftover by-product from brewing. Beer has already told it to fuck off once.

[Kankurette]

A Rottweiler who's just rolled in shit.

[JesusAndYourBush]

A couple of years ago I remember seeing loads of different stuff like shower gel etc scented with Mr Kipling Cherry Bakewell, which I thought was weird enough.  Marmite though is magnitudes weirder.

[Johnny Yesno]

I thought Marmite was a leftover by-product from brewing. Beer has already told it to fuck off once.

Yeah, Marmite beer is just beer with the by-product left in.

[Goldentony]

and whos gonna do the drilling for this marmite

[Dex Sawash]

This poster

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=22776

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Graham Linehan ( in blackface)?

[Glebe]

Just nipping out for a 'chekky' Marmite beer, yeech fuck that.

[privatefriend]

My cat is black and his name is Smells. I win.

[The Dog]

Poop Dogg

[itsfredtitmus]

DONT WANNA KNOW

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It is a white man blacking up who is a scratter

[Johnny Yesno]

[mrClaypole]

Rancid cancer?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The marmite peanut butter is actually well good ngl

[Jasper Blackcurrant]

...

[Kankurette]

Marmite peanut butter confuses me. Which I suspect is the point.

Also: David de Gea's shirt after 90 minutes of sweating in terror.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

IRON SUPPLEMENT SHITS

[Crenners]

Sheep's little pellets.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Rancid cancer?

Andy Cairns never regretted the name he finally decided on for his band.

[Glebe]

Just nipping out for a chekky Marmite beer.

[Clownbaby]

Marmite is my all time favourite spread and  possibly even my favourite condiment full stop but most of the official Marmite-flavoured things are shit and better results can be achieved by just taking the thing and putting Marmite on yourself. The Marmite cheese is a bit funny, and you can just get some normal cheese and have a bit of Marmite on it and it's much better.

The Marmite crisps are awful and have a strange off sour taste. Crap. Marmite peanut butter isn't necessary cause you can just get some  much cheaper peanut butter and use the Marmite that you probably already have if you like it and spread some of that on your sandwich with the peanut butter. The Marmite cashews are nice though.

I guess with Marmite beer you can't really just get some beer and put a spoonful of Marmite in it yourself so I'll allow it.

[jonbob]

Before you know it there be Marmite chocolate....

.

It was real and without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted and I've my eaten microwaved scrambled eggs, camel burgers, Crocodile sausages and English mother in laws cooking...

[idunnosomename]

terrible

[Icehaven]

The Sainsburys near me was recently selling off large jars of Chilli Marmite for 10p. That's right, 10p for a 450g jar, and the use by date isn't until the middle of next year. Of course I bought some but I'm genuinely terrified of trying it, it must be seriously bad for them to be practically giving it away.

[McDead]

I got a yen for marmite when I went vegetarian. I used it as a condiment on the side of my mashed potato and baked beans 'cos I hated the taste so much. Sort of smuggled it into my stomach with the disguise of a beany sauce. Eventually I got to like it; in fact I loved it, the mash and beans wasn't the same without.

Now I eat yeast extract, store's own brand; any store, don't care. One teaspoon a day, like a medicine. Is it good for me? No idea. It's a by-product isn't it, so probably not.

They've got a good marketing department, marmite, I'll give them that.

They fortify it with various B vitamins, which are mostly unavailable on a vegetarian diet, hence the craving.

[Kankurette]

Before you know it there be Marmite chocolate....

.

It was real and without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted and I've my eaten microwaved scrambled eggs, camel burgers, Crocodile sausages and English mother in laws cooking...

Australia, why are you like this?

[Ferris]

I thought Marmite was a leftover by-product from brewing. Beer has already told it to fuck off once.

It is, it's yeast slurry.

If you brew beer, you can ladle the leftover yeast into a giant pot and boil it for 4+ hours with celery, onions, carrots and salt and make your own marmite.