Government reshuffle

[Fambo Number Mive]

Jenrick sacked as housing secretary
Robert Buckland has been sacked as justice secretary.
Gavin Williamson possibly sacked as education secretary.

Only it's not really a sacking as they'll still have their MP job even if they don't get another cabinet job.

@LucyMPowell
So long Gavin Williamson. Got to be one of the worst Education Secretaries ever, just when we needed a decent one.

Haven't we always needed a decent education secretary?

[Jittlebags]

Hope that dreadfull Theresa Coffee, or whatever she's called gets a fucking rocket up her arse.

[Pink Gregory]

She may be an egregrious cunt but the cruelty of Duncan-Smith is difficult to outdo.  It's a position that takes cruelty and pettiness as a positive character trait.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Williamson has indeed gone.

Seems rumours of another big loser is Domenic Raab.

[Buelligan]

Hope that dreadfull Theresa Coffee, or whatever she's called gets a fucking rocket up her arse.

I hope they all do and that cunt, Lucy Powell, as well.  Why can't we ever have anything nice?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Reshuffled down a cheese grater and cunted into a skip.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Dominic Raab has been confirmed as justice secretary, Lord Chancellor and deputy prime minister.

Did he lose his foreign secretary role over the logistics of the Afghanistan evacuation?

Wonder who will be new foreign secretary. Buckland?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

There isn't anyone going or anyone coming in that doesn't deserve to lose their sense of taste, smell, sight, touch and sound through a golf caddy incident that leaves them all bled out. Also they'd be dead, but it's comforting to know that if they weren't, they would be unable to harm anyone any further.

[imitationleather]

Reshuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt.

[The Dog]

We've got a foreign secretary at work, maybe they could apply?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Robert Buckland, Robert Jenrick and Gavin Williamson to the backbenches.

[dissolute ocelot]

Dominic Raab has been confirmed as justice secretary, Lord Chancellor and deputy prime minister.

Did he lose his foreign secretary role over the logistics of the Afghanistan evacuation?

Wonder who will be new foreign secretary. Buckland?

Prini Patel loves the foreign trips, and there are rumours she's on the move. First mission: to Mars.

[Buelligan]

We've got a foreign secretary at work, maybe they could apply?

Did they go to Eton?

[Captain Z]

Hope they all pull through

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hope they all get pulled through a fucking mangle

[Fambo Number Mive]

Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...

[Jerzy Bondov]

Come on guys they're just doing their best

[idunnosomename]

Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...

no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

[Fambo Number Mive]

no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

Peter Bojangles

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...

would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??

[Cuellar]

Shoverment reguffle, I call them

[pigamus]

no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

Might be a shrewd move from Pfeffel - not an easy gig, what with Afghanistan and whatnot - if she's shit then it weakens a potential rival

[The Dog]

Did they go to Eton?

I don't think so, he swears a LOT and spits too. Told me he was in a war. I reckon he probably started it.

[idunnosomename]

would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??

yes

[jobotic]

Patel staying.

I mean it doesn't make much difference does it, they're all utterly evil, but I wanted her to feel some misery.

He's just made the cabinet even more GBNews culture war cuntish than it was.

[Buelligan]

Yeah, he could at least have drawn a lipstick smile on it.  Eughh.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Liz Truss as Foreign Secretary!

Fook me that's gonna show the taliban.

[jobotic]

Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary

Fucking hell

[pigamus]

would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??

Mark Francois turned it down

[Jasha]

Something about Gavin Williamson that's even more detestable than the average tory