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Government reshuffle
« on: September 15, 2021, 02:39:52 PM »
Jenrick sacked as housing secretary
Robert Buckland has been sacked as justice secretary.
Gavin Williamson possibly sacked as education secretary.

Only it's not really a sacking as they'll still have their MP job even if they don't get another cabinet job.

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So long Gavin Williamson. Got to be one of the worst Education Secretaries ever, just when we needed a decent one.

Haven't we always needed a decent education secretary?

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2021, 02:53:22 PM »
Hope that dreadfull Theresa Coffee, or whatever she's called gets a fucking rocket up her arse.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2021, 03:10:12 PM »
She may be an egregrious cunt but the cruelty of Duncan-Smith is difficult to outdo.  It's a position that takes cruelty and pettiness as a positive character trait.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2021, 03:17:45 PM »
Williamson has indeed gone.

Seems rumours of another big loser is Domenic Raab.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2021, 03:23:27 PM »
Hope that dreadfull Theresa Coffee, or whatever she's called gets a fucking rocket up her arse.

I hope they all do and that cunt, Lucy Powell, as well.  Why can't we ever have anything nice?

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2021, 03:24:29 PM »
Reshuffled down a cheese grater and cunted into a skip.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2021, 03:26:59 PM »
Dominic Raab has been confirmed as justice secretary, Lord Chancellor and deputy prime minister.

Did he lose his foreign secretary role over the logistics of the Afghanistan evacuation?

Wonder who will be new foreign secretary. Buckland?

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2021, 03:27:32 PM »
There isn't anyone going or anyone coming in that doesn't deserve to lose their sense of taste, smell, sight, touch and sound through a golf caddy incident that leaves them all bled out. Also they'd be dead, but it's comforting to know that if they weren't, they would be unable to harm anyone any further.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2021, 03:35:55 PM »
Reshuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt.

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2021, 03:36:11 PM »
We’ve got a foreign secretary at work, maybe they could apply?

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2021, 03:38:45 PM »
Robert Buckland, Robert Jenrick and Gavin Williamson to the backbenches.

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2021, 03:39:11 PM »
Dominic Raab has been confirmed as justice secretary, Lord Chancellor and deputy prime minister.

Did he lose his foreign secretary role over the logistics of the Afghanistan evacuation?

Wonder who will be new foreign secretary. Buckland?
Prini Patel loves the foreign trips, and there are rumours she's on the move. First mission: to Mars.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2021, 03:39:49 PM »
We’ve got a foreign secretary at work, maybe they could apply?

Did they go to Eton?

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2021, 03:58:10 PM »
Hope they all pull through

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2021, 03:59:01 PM »
Hope they all get pulled through a fucking mangle

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2021, 03:59:47 PM »
Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...


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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2021, 04:00:20 PM »
Come on guys they're just doing their best

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2021, 04:05:49 PM »
Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...


no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2021, 04:06:17 PM »
no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2021, 04:08:08 PM »
Liz Truss has been confirmed as the new foreign secretary.

Should be...interesting...

would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2021, 04:16:30 PM »
Shoverment reguffle, I call them

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2021, 04:17:14 PM »
no it wont

to be fair i forgot who it was before

Might be a shrewd move from Pfeffel - not an easy gig, what with Afghanistan and whatnot - if she's shit then it weakens a potential rival

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2021, 04:21:43 PM »
Did they go to Eton?

I don’t think so, he swears a LOT and spits too. Told me he was in a war. I reckon he probably started it.

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2021, 04:22:12 PM »
would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??
yes



Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2021, 04:23:51 PM »
Patel staying.

I mean it doesn't make much difference does it, they're all utterly evil, but I wanted her to feel some misery.

He's just made the cabinet even more GBNews culture war cuntish than it was.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2021, 04:26:43 PM »
Yeah, he could at least have drawn a lipstick smile on it.  Eughh.

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2021, 04:28:01 PM »
Liz Truss as Foreign Secretary!

Fook me that’s gonna show the taliban.

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2021, 04:39:14 PM »
Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary

Fucking hell

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Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2021, 04:43:56 PM »
would it be possible to get a womens and equalities minster who isn't a terf

eta: wait she's now BOTH??

Mark Francois turned it down

Re: Government reshuffle
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2021, 05:01:53 PM »
Something about Gavin Williamson that's even more detestable than the average tory

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