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Death Bed Medium-Sized Asks

Started by Replies From View, September 15, 2021, 06:28:42 PM

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Please deposit my remains in the atmosphere of Venus, so that the chemical make-up of Earth is diminished to the value of one short human male.

Blumf

We could perhaps maybe blast you into the sun. Would that do?

Buelligan

I'll do it.  Love to.  Not Venus though, that's ruled out.

bakabaka

Maybe we should start firing corpses up into low Earth orbit. There they could absorb some of the cosmic debris that has built up, and when they've absorbed enough it'll make them heavy enough to fall back down to Earth and get cremated on re-entry. It's about time the dead started pulling their weight, even when they're weightless.

Buelligan

I'm very happy to include the living.  I'd hate anyone to view such a policy as exclusive in any way.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

"Can I have another pillow please? This ones a bit lumpy".

steve98

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 15, 2021, 08:35:43 PM
"Can I have another pillow please? This ones a bit lumpy".

"Can't touch this, Mr Hammer, it's mine lol."


Icehaven

I always suspected Hunter S Thompson only put up with Johnny Depp because he needed a close friend rich enough to fire his ashes from a cannon when he died.