Cracking VHS Bargains!!

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Check out these CRACKING bargains on VHS video tapes I saw today in Woolworths!

SHARKGASM...........24.99
HONEY, I ATE YOUR PARENTS.......25.99
ERNEST GETS REVENGE......24.99 26.99
SO YOUR BREEDING ATTACK TIGERS? A GUIDE-------23.99
HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN THROUGH CALLIGRPHY.......19.99
THE HELL POLICE........24.99
ERNEST GETS REVENGE: CHAPTER 2.......30.99
DAVE PERRY: A LIFE IN PICTURES.......40.99
BRITAINS HOTTEST BUS DRIVERS: BEST OF SEASON ONE.......8.99
YOUR GUIDE TO THE WACKIEST OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB! Presented by Noel Edmonds......10.98
HOW DOES ARSON BENEFIT YOU? A GUIDE......15.99
BRITAINS HOTTEST BUS DRIVERS: TOO HOT FOR TV!......12.99 BANNED
THE HELL POLICE: DIRECTORS CUT (only previously released in Finland. Now with extra Hell).........23.99
HELP! MY DADS A PIRATE!.........14.99
A TWO HOUR RECURRING LOOP OF THE OLD BBC VIDEO LOGO WITH THE SCARY SNYTH AND THE BIT THAT GOES "DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN".....45.99

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HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN THROUGH CALLIGRPHY.......19.99

I wouldn't bother with this. He tries to convince you can pull women with uncial. But to my knowledge no woman has ever gone to bed with a man for anything less than copperplate.

[Fambo Number Mive]

ANUS SQUAD - Anus Cop meets GI Joe, for younger viewers.
SHITTING GUN HEIST
Richard Curtis's TOFFS AND TURDS - an upper class man falls in love with his middle class scat partner, but will his upper class family, who don't eat turds but love drinking piss, accept her?
PAEDOFIGHTER - a sex offenders who becomes a bare Knuckle boxer, only to lose in the final when he gets hard after seeing a child in the audience.