HS Art's tripadvisor reviews

[pancreas]

This one tickled me:

I booked a spell for me and my wife in the HS Art forum as an anniversary celebration and to be honest I couldn't be more disappointed. My wife and I both like anus jokes, but we thought there was far too much general creativity going on. In fact, I only found one anus joke I liked and my wife said even that one sounded like it had come out of a Christmas cracker. Some of the posters are nice but most of them are deranged c**** and I did not appreciate that one of them kept offering to spit down my 'forsk'. I don't like giving 1* reviews but in this case I cannot honestly recommend this place for what I was hoping would be a sophisticated and relaxing getaway from St Albans.

[Spoon of Ploff]

i heard that if you leave anything less than a four star review they will find you and they will hurt you.

[Ferris]

like the concept of this thread but don't have the mental energy to contribute today lads sorry

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"The owner was quite pleasant once you agreed to touch his willy"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Found this one

"My wife and I love to come to HS Art this time of year to watch the cocks going in and out. One suggestion would be to have en-suite toilets at Replies From View's B&B (bed and biscuits) most B&Bs do have them and I had to wait for a frot-golem to finish doing something disgusting before I could have a wee. However, aside from this we had a lovely time as usual, in particular enjoying madhair60's latest cartoon strips, and will visit you again next year."

[popcorn]

thought this one was quite interesting

popcorn is the only good one..... and he is handsome unlike the others

interesting comment I thought

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"A perfect place to advertise my pest control device Ant Belsen, the final solution to your house infestation problems."

[poo]

"LOLRANDOM" 1/5

[pancreas]

"LOLRANDOM" 1/5

Ah yes. A certain J YesNo, who has posted that same comment about 20 times under slight variations of the name.

[pancreas]

'This place fucked up my kids. It should be shut down.'