Fish Finger Sandwiches With Ketchup On

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Wrongful?

[Butchers Blind]

Tartar sauce.

[C_Larence]

Only wrong if you put the ketchup in the sandwich. I hate it when people put ketchup "on" food, as it gets hot and changes the taste and texture. It should be left on the side and used as a dip to create a juxtaposition of hot and cold.

[Dex Sawash]

I recommend mashed potato as a third sandwich element if any are about.

[Dex Sawash]

Only wrong if you put the ketchup in the sandwich. I hate it when people put ketchup "on" food, as it gets hot and changes the taste and texture. It should be left on the side and used as a dip to create a juxtaposition of hot and cold.

I am a fish sandwich ketchup dunker whenever possible, otherwise just get it down ASAP

[Sebastian Cobb]

ketchup and mayo when i'm 'ere

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I recommend mashed potato as a third sandwich element if any are about.

An excellent suggestion.

[SpiderChrist]

Fish fingers (4), butter, mashed potato and brown sauce (Daddies). Phwoar

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

ketchup and mayo when i'm 'ere

Now, that *is* wrongful.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Fish fingers (4), butter, mashed potato and brown sauce (Daddies). Phwoar

This, on the other hand, is extremely rightful.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Fish fingers (4), butter, mashed potato and brown sauce (Daddies). Phwoar

Fish fingers + beef sausage sandwich = poor man's surf & turf.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sometimes I melt a bit of cheese on top of the fish fingers.

[badaids]

No.

But turkey steak or southern fried chicken fillet and ketchup is even better.

[badaids]

I recommend mashed potato as a third sandwich element if any are about.

Totally agree with this.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Sometimes I melt a bit of cheese on top of the fish fingers.

Well, at least you've not said you'd like to shove them up Stephen Graham's arse.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Was it Small Man Big Horse who said that he puts ( or used to put ) ketchup on  A FUCKING SUNDAY ROAST DINNER? Shocking stuff.

[idunnosomename]

piss and shit and cum and blood

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Is all my brain and body need

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I bet Her Who Played Sarah The Care Assistant In That Channel 4 Corvid Scousedrama What Aired Recently likes a good Fish Finger Sarnie With Ketchup On. I can just picture her in her undies munching away on the old sarnie,  having a whale of a time , saying scousely appreciative things like " fuckin' sound sarnie, this" ( I was going to add a struck out comment making playful use of the term" fish fingers" at this point, but wisely decided against it).

I've put this post up especially for mothman, wasn't that nice of me? I'm sure all the massed ranks of LAFFs out there will appreciate it, too.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

piss and shit and cum and blood

The Stranglers consider rewrite.

[beanheadmcginty]

Was it Small Man Big Horse who said that he puts ( or used to put ) ketchup on  A FUCKING SUNDAY ROAST DINNER? Shocking stuff.

My cousin, his wife and both children all put salad cream on their Christmas dinner.
He is also the only member of my family to appear on Crimewatch, although it wasn't for the salad cream thing surprisingly

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

My cousin, his wife and both children all put salad cream on their Christmas dinner.
He is also the only member of my family to appear on Crimewatch, although it wasn't for the salad cream thing surprisingly

I laughed at that second sentence. What a jolly good thread this is turning out to be.

[Fishfinger]

Bit of vinegar, previously - but not lately - a bit of salt, and brown sauce[nb]HP, or Daddies if absolutely necessary, but that's really for fish'n'chips[/nb].

[idunnosomename]

My cousin, his wife and both children all put salad cream on their Christmas dinner.
He is also the only member of my family to appear on Crimewatch, although it wasn't for the salad cream thing surprisingly

don't have nightmares

[Dex Sawash]

Was it Small Man Big Horse who said that he puts ( or used to put ) ketchup on  A FUCKING SUNDAY ROAST DINNER? Shocking stuff.

Fucked his knee up carting around gallons of ketchup, I reckon

[seepage]

Took a ketchup-poisoned arrow to the knee I reckon.

[flotemysost]

Ketchup and a bit of grated cheddar (not melted though). Regal stuff. Don't generally have ketchup on many other things - for a fry up it's always brown sauce, mayo for chips[nb]and pizza, I'm repulsive[/nb], mustard with roast dinner (I don't go in for this mint sauce for lamb etc. bollocks).

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Out of curiosity I once ordered a Big Fish from Burger King, which is their equivalent to the Filet o Fish. It was three dreary looking fish fingers in a bap with some cheese and a small dollop of tartar sauce. Very poor.

[SpiderChrist]

The first time I made a roast dinner for Mrs SpiderChrist-to-be she put ketchup on it. It's disgusting, although not as disgusting as the salad cream thing. Ew.

My Mum and Nan ran a guest house back in the late 70s/early 80s. My Nan's Sunday roasts were amazing. One day a guest asked for ketchup with his roast lamb etc and my Nan went fucking ballistic at him. "You think I slaved to cook you a lovely roast dinner so you can cover it in that shit?" My Nan was ace.

[Brian Freeze]

Sweet chilli sauce. And ketchup.