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is it all right if my nephew uses your toilet

Started by popcorn, September 19, 2021, 02:34:30 PM

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um, no it isn't alright.  everyone in your family turns inside out and goes all puffy and horrible when they burst



tell him to go out into the street and stay away from the cars while he's at it

popcorn

Quote from: Replies From View on September 19, 2021, 02:37:02 PM
everyone in your family turns inside out and goes all puffy and horrible when they burst

well if you want to stop him from bursting you know what to do. kindly give me the keys to your locked toilet

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no because he will burst anyway


your family burst out of spite and i won't allow it within here thank you




go over there to that patch of unused land.  let him toilet in that location

pancreas

What does he want to use Replies' toilet for, pray?

Glebe

Your nephew has left my toilet in a right mess.

Ferris

Is it the nephew we severely maimed during his internship? If so,
Spoiler alert
absolutely not - he is now hideous and must get off my property immediately.
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'Okay then.'

Boy wrenches out toilet bowl, runs outside, hits passing old man with it and steals his wallet.

'Cheers mate,' says Popcorn as they split the cash.

Glebe

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 19, 2021, 05:56:47 PMIs it the nephew we severely maimed during his internship? If so,
Spoiler alert
absolutely not - he is now hideous and must get off my property immediately.
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I'd forgotten about him! So that's who the decomposing corpse is in the shed!

popcorn

my newphew is afraid to use your toilet but I've told him that everyone here will take good care of him. he's crying and begging me not to send him into your toilet but he is being ridiculous. I've told him you're happy to let him. he is bursting.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I'm afraid your nephew cannot use my toilet because he is ugly and misshapen.

frajer

Your nephew looks like a bowl wrecker. There's a Starbucks down the road that keeps spelling my name wrong, destroy their bowl and there's a tenner in it for him.

Glebe

This new nephew has died on the toilet! Elvis, eat your heart out!

frajer


Glebe

Quote from: frajer on September 19, 2021, 11:02:23 PMHe's wrecking bowls in heaven now.

Cheeseburger in one hand and drug pipes in the other!