world of DAFT LADS

[the science eel]

Trying to get a stray cat to shite in a Bucharest restaurant where they had bad service the night before.

The cat doesn't even get close but scratches the fuck out of one of their arms while they're trying and they have to go to hospital for a tetanus. By the time they get out everywhere is closed.

[the science eel]

One dresses up as Bruce Forsyth - big false chin, suit, bit of cut-up carpet as a moustache - walks around the centre of Wakefield on a Thursday night going 'GOOD GAME GOOD GAME!' in people's faces but he gets seven shades of shit beaten out of him.

When he gets home his dad says 'so THERE'S my fucking suit! ya stupid little cunt - I had to miss the work dinner tonight because of thee' - and he beats the fucking crap out of him

[Goldentony]

"gary im stuck in ours with no food or lectricity!"

"YOU MAD CUNT HAHAHAHA"